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noobie snax 

1. n. the act/s of practicing or warming up before playing a video game against other, by playing against lower, less-expeirenced players, (i.e. noobs or noobies) EX: "eating noobs alive" - simply just beating them senseless in a game, without much effort or determination, showing your superiority in skill and expeirence.
Before playing matchmaking on Halo 2, my friend, Alex, and I ate some noobie snax.

Because of previous noobie snax, I was able to win the tournement with ease.
noobie snax by Dual Fury April 22, 2006
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Noobie Cakes 

One that is new at a game, but for some strange reason, they like to eat cake while they play, despite getting owned by everybody

or....

your secret lover that is a noob, and u like to whisper the phrase "Noobie Cakes" in his ear, while ur run ur fingers through his hair
why the hell are u eating that fucking cake while u play this game, its only making u worse, u damn Noobie Cakes

or....

Mmmm Noobie Cakes come closer, you feel so good...
Noobie Cakes by TreyBomb May 4, 2006

Noobie Choobies

A Girl who is pretty much awesome all around. She's caring and sympathetic, but she doesn't take shit from anybody, especially haters. Also, she is witty. A girl who is super witty, on the spot.
Guy 1:"Hahaha, did you hear what Noobie Choobies just said?"
Guy 2:"No, what?"
Guy 1:"You had to be there, hahahahaha." (AUTUMN :)

Guy 3:"Oh, Sam, How I appreciate her."
Guy 4:"She's so considerate."
Guy 3:"That's Noobie Choobies for ya."

Guy 5:"That girl doesn't take shit from no body."
Guy 6:"That's right, she's Noobie Choobies."
Noobie Choobies by Bonicle :) October 11, 2010

Noobie boobie 

A person that's annoying and doesn't know what there doing
That guy is a noobie boobie because he doesn't know how to play this game
Noobie boobie by Mrs.Dallas💗 February 28, 2016

Noobie poopie 

Someone who is trash and like poop
You suck at the game your a noobie poopie😡

noobie-boobie 

Noobie-boobie is a laffable term used by sarcastic anti-internetspeak people to mean noob/newb/nuub etc. noob
"U DON'T KNOW WAT A TP IS??!?!?!? AAAAAHAHAHA U NOOBIE-BOOBIE!!!!!1111!!!11oneoneone
noobie-boobie by Gibbo April 20, 2005

noobie-caker 

A noob at call of duty he enjoys using noob tubes and shoutguns. singular version of noobie-cake which means a team of noobie-cakers.
A level 1 noobie-caker has no idea what hes doing, he is using noob tubes.
noobie-caker by Yur boti November 14, 2009