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Newcastle 

Suprisingly diverse and cosmopolitan city in the far north of England, also home of Viz comic which reflects the rich slang and drunkenness this city has bestowed.

A suprising amount of Urban Dictionary, mine too, are influenced by Viz.
Newcastle Brown ale was specially imported by Clint Eastwood due to the fact it's so awesome. And if it's good enough for cowboys, it's good enough for you.
Newcastle by dj_monged August 8, 2004

Newcassle 

Newcassle is the spelling of the Geordie pronunciation of the place name Newcastle, geordie's choosing to completely ignore the T in the place name. Recently, this pronunciation of Newcastle has been adopted by those outside the city, noteably Match of the Day pundits such as Alan Hansen and Mark Lawrenson. These people are known as Tw@'s!
Steve: So hank, where you from?
Hank: I'm from Newcassle!
James: Don't you mean Newcastle?
Hank: No way, man, I'm from fuckin' Newcassle!
Steve: Riiiiiiiight....
Newcassle by Cyclopian June 11, 2008

newcastle wedding 

An especially bloody fight, usually between two extremely drunk men in an alley.
Those guys went and had a Newcastle wedding.

carrying coals to Newcastle 

It means a pointless, useless situation or action.
"Why are you decorating your Christmas tree in March? This way you are carrying coals to Newcastle!"

Newcastle College 

A college in the city Newcastle Upon Tyne; often where wannabes go to get their faces on TV.

This college does not have very good education as they lecturers often treat their pupils like mates... there is no discipline here.

Media, art, fashion and other such soft option A Levels/diplomas are taught here.
"Did you see that wannabe from Newcastle College?"
Newcastle College by Whogivesa April 27, 2008

Newcastle WA 

An annoying series of red traffic lights to where ever you need to go to.

The worst drivers on the west coast live here! (worse than CA)
I asked her for her digits but I got Newcastled :(

Why where you late for your shift this morning?
-I'm very sorry but I had to drive through Newcastle WA.
Oh don't worry about it then, I understand!