Nellieland

The most perfect place in all the world, ruled by Jody, a.k.a. The Jodster. It is a tiny slice of heaven on lake Ossipee. There, girls sing and dance... sometimes in their underpants! The people there are amazing and every day is too much fun. Chocolate Chip pudding is sacred. Huckins camp - for two weeks or four - how I wish there were more.

Oh gee golly, I wish I was in Nellieland right now!

Hey insert a Huckins Friend only 5 months, 17 days, 2 hours, 10 minutes, and 35 seconds until camp begins!!! YAYYY HUCKINS HEARTS 143

Nellieland by Huckster December 29, 2004

Don't Neglect the Balls 

Words used to describe a person in your workplace who possesses a PhD in Epic Douchebaggery.

A typical "DNB" will do things far beyond what any normal person will do to please their superiors; often without any additional compensation, reward or recognition.

DNB's alienate their peers due to their weasely kissy-ass nature, and often believe they hold an advanced supervisory position - often implied by their boss in order to boost their ball attentiveness.

Boss - "I see you are making deliveries after work on your own time...but don't neglect the balls!"

Employee - "Gargle Gargle!" ("Yes Sir!")

Boss - "Um, SURE you're the nightshift super*mumble*...as long as you keep letting me know who's goofing around!"

Employee - "Gargle Gargle!"

Don't Neglect the Balls by PhailBot June 14, 2010

Nele 

Nele is far from ordinary. Nele is the incarnation of a life-adventure. It seems like Nele has two personalitys, one which is really calm and peace searching. And the other one that will overwhelm you with it's power and confidence. Her sexual aura will attract many persons of all gender, but just few of them will find their way through to the nucleus of Nele. Be aware, never try to change her in any way, you will find yourself directly in a big discussion that goes right into your soul. By the way, Nele loves soccer and visits regularly all kind of sports museums. The spiritual side of Nele (which can be quite complicated to understand) thinks, that packet soups will save the world. This might sound unlikely, but she deeply believes in it and that's all that matters. Her outfits are always appropriate and creative. However her hairstyle can be improved. You had a bad day? You are bored on tuesday at 1am? Don't worry, calling Nele is your solution. Her endless hunger for knowledge and her joy in literate conversations, will turn long summer nights in a ken expanding experience. She has the thankful ability to let distance feel not relevant, yet if you know her and can't be around, you will freakin miss her and the magic she is bringing to your life. Nele is a person, that shines deep from her heart every day with a beauty that will leave you speechless! If you know her, you can be very lucky about this treasure. Nele is one in a million.

She is...no words needed. Damn, who's that girl over there who dances like no one is watching? Bro, I have Alzheimer and still can't get her out of my head. I know Nele since a long time, but I discover her still like on the first day. Nele is Nele and forever Nele.

Nele by MielMec February 9, 2020

Nele 

Stunning girl with a great smile and a heart of gold. She's very devoted to her entourage and will always have your back.

She will always brighten up your mood when you're sad. She loves animals and the environment. She's very talented and someone you'd be very grateful to have in your life.

Friend: I'm so worried I'll fail the exam
Nele: don't worry, I gotchu fam

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

Nele by The"P"is_Silent_In_Pseudonym February 8, 2020

pothole neglect 

what the state highway department does that eventually cause a fatality

Because of the assholes in the state highway department and their pothole neglect, my daughter lost her husband of 2 weeks. The lawsuit is pending. This is a true story.

pothole neglect by jeff rose August 27, 2008

Nelligan'd 

The act of knowingly lying to someone's face, while simultaneously believing the lie

Person 1: "I've never done that, nor would I ever do that thing in question."

Person 2: "You just Nelligan'd me, didn't you?"

Nelligan'd by someoneelse2012 October 27, 2012

Nellie Veitenheimer 

A beautiful girl who is the daughter of the musical god, Apollo. She has dark hair, dark eyes and is the sweetest person you will ever know to exist. She was a competitor on the show The Glee Project in the summer of 2012. Since then, the world has been introduced to the amazingness that is Nellie Veitenheimer. Although she is rather tiny in size, she can sing bigger than everything. Even that creepy neighbor who eats too much down the street. She can sing bigger than elephants. Nellie Veitenheimer is a Ship Queen, and is often put into relationships by her fans with everything; including her cat, a jar of Nutella, her two best friends Blake Jenner and Michael Weisman, and you will probably end up wanting to date her as well. Even if you are a straight girl or gay man, you will find yourself in love. She is a skilled photographer and an amazing songwriter and writer in general. She owns a Tumblr in which she connects with her fans. She also is very weird, but you will also love that. She is the reason why most people hate Ryan Murphy, and why people are cutting their hair now. She has numerous videos on YouTube, showcasing her unique talent. Unlike most girls, Nellie's voice has an unforgettable rasp and jazz-esque feel to it.

Nellie Veitenheimer, in short, is perfection.

Nellie Veitenheimer's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Nellie Veitenheimer by quinnyquin January 20, 2013