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The hottest girl you will ever meet. She has an amazing sense of style and is a total dime. Girls wanna be her, and guys wanna bang her. However, Muriel's hold men to a high standard and won't go for just any guy. Her confidence keeps her classy, while her looks make her sassy.
Guy- "Damn, did you see Muriel today? I'd tap that."
Other guy- "Dude, who are you kidding? She's way outta your league!"
Muriel by Deff Guru September 5, 2012
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married with children 

Funniest show ever. Aired on the FOX network, which started in 1986. MWC started in 87, making the first ultr-succesful show for FOX. When the show launched, it wasnt a hit, but later it caught on. Since this show, there have been many copy-off shows with dysfunctional families. None of them were as good. Ultimately, one of the funniest sticoms ever.
I still watch Married With children re-runs everyday on the FX channel.
1. The process of charging fees for something traditionally offered complimentary by a business or person of affluence.
Did you know there is a murren just for sitting down at this restaurant.
Murren by 360 Vegas April 1, 2017

Married Iguana 

Another word for marijuana, weed, pot, the devil's lettuce etc
Do you want to do the married iguana?

married with children 

Pretty much the only good show to make it past Fox's 3-season cut off. One of the few US programs that was remade for a British audience in the form of "Married for Life". Great cast, original style, and brilliant writing. A handful of American sitcoms still try and duplicate the show's style and all fail terribly. War at Home sucks. Don't watch it.
Christina Applegate is also the main reason to watch Married with Children.

murrican 

United Statesians are Murricans.
murrican by Knowledgemachine November 20, 2013
She is the most beautiful girl in the world. They make you happy just being around them and anyone would be lucky to have them. They are super funny and have a lot of charm. You will catch feeling that you never thought you had.
Did you see Marrie earlier she’s so cute and has a great personality
Marrie by J cans November 16, 2019