mourning wood 

When you get an erection due to nostalgic thoughts of an ex-lover.

Dude 1: "Stacy's ass was so nice... I miss it so much..." *pops boner*
Dude 2: "Did you just get mourning wood?!"

mourning wood by Hoochiecaca September 2, 2011

Mourning at Wrong Corpse 

When you get terribly sad for a breakup with someone who made you suffer badly, or wasn´t worthy in any sense.
People who go to a cemetery and, mistaking the grave, pray, cry and complain to the wrong corpse.

Stop Mourning at Wrong Corpse Jenna... the guy is a major asshole, a worth for nothing loser... you deserve much better.

Mourning at Wrong Corpse by rperazag June 18, 2010

mourning wood 

Mourning wood is a boner you get at a funeral.

Frank was quite embarrassed when he got mourning wood at his friend Fritz's funeral.

However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.

mourning wood by scodder May 31, 2010

Mourning Sex 

When a couple is having intercourse, and a partner dies - but continues on even though their partner has deceased.

After she died during intercourse, he continued to have mourning sex with her.

Mourning Sex by Gutteral Retch December 2, 2010

Mourning Wood 

the expression of deep sorrow for someone who has passed, shown by having a boner

My grandma’s funeral was so awkaward. I stood up to speak out about her life but I was sporting some rowdy mourning wood. I was rock hard.

Mourning Wood by GabePriest January 22, 2018

Mourning Dove 

The cutest bird in the whole wide world. Its recognizable call of “woo-oo woo woo woo” actually means “where is friend?” Friend? Friend? Friend?” They like to eat and sleep and nothing else.

My friend said he doesn’t like mourning doves so I beat him up and left him in a dumpster in an alleyway

Mourning Dove by Mourning Dovie November 20, 2022

Mourning Wood 

the expression of deep sorrow for someone who has passed, shown by having a boner

My grandma’s funeral was so awkaward. I stood up to speak out about her life but I was sporting some rowdy mourning wood. I was rock hard.

Mourning Wood by GabePriest January 22, 2018