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mojonate 

can be anything
After I eat this tasty burger, I'll be ready to mojonate for sure.
mojonate by Omeed Naderi October 3, 2003

mortilated 

The point where you have drank so much alcohol you can no longer function properly
‘Aye bro look at Toby over there he can barely stand’
Yeah man he’s mortilated’
mortilated by BruningsSnag December 27, 2018

moronathon 

Expanding on above definition, also used in singular sense to describe a person who is simply a moron. The extra suffix is just used to rolling effect and may sound more refined than simply "moron". Expanding on above definition, could also be the merging of moron and marathon to denote the idea of a very large group of idiots running in a race which ended a week ago and thinking that the streets are deserted because they are just way ahead of the pack.
In a heated argument, your say he's a moron, he says you're a moronathon, and you hang your head in defeat.
moronathon by diablo1010 October 26, 2009

Mortivate 

(Verb)
To motivate someone using their own mortality, possibly with death threats.
"Rocco will try to mortivate Li with constant threats of physical beatings"
Mortivate by Man of the Air November 6, 2018

Moronathon 

(noun) a lengthy debate on social media which only escalates and never resolves. Usually involving trolls and gullible people with too much time and not enough sense.
Did you see that post blow up? What a total moronathon.

Mortonspeak

Utter gibberish used by a team of people who intent to confuse and defraud good hard working people. Strongly suspected to have ties to Russian oligarchs.
It's Mortonspeak, the only thing you can believe is that Bradimir is making money on it in some way.
Mortonspeak by iamcfb September 28, 2020