moped 

To hump a fat chick, out of desperation, fun or just straight being lupid.
Usually preceded by "riding a..."

My stupid friend Jim, always talks about two things, riding mopeds and playing with his elbia, which usually will impress a fat chick into the sex.

moped by Dan Jewell March 17, 2005

moped 

Similar to mo except more so. More of a sucky thing. More of a frustrating situation, etc.

You killed my mom? You're a moped!

Girl 1 : My mom just died.
Girl 2 : That's a moped.

moped by debbi domination November 5, 2008

Moped 

An umbrella term used for almost anything. In particular, as a slight insult.

Tarik: Madi, du bist ein Moped.

Madi: Deine Mutter ist ein Moped.

Moped by rustydeerpark January 1, 2019

Moped 

Sexiest vehicle u can get, all the chicas will want u

Oh my god I need a moped

Moped by Ethansbigpenis August 7, 2022

Moped 

A guy with not much horsepower or stamina, who is only fun to be around when your friends don't see you with him.

Rebecca calls Zack the Zoped because he is such a Moped; she only ever associated with him in 8th grade because she couldn't get anyone better.

Moped by Sloan Petersen May 30, 2023

Moped 

A name given to a woman you arent proud you slept with. No one wants to get caught riding a moped

That Moped last night was so busted she could have made a dildo go limp!

Moped by Bo123fo March 11, 2024

Moped 

It literally means everything

You hair looked like it's moped

Moped by 1cooldude1 August 18, 2025