Moosey 

Moosey a way to describe a super hot sexy Canadian man who gets very intimate with lady's typically on Tuesdays

Emily met a total Moosey last tuesday

Moosey by Mooseylover July 24, 2023

Moosey Fate

Taken from Invader Zim.
To be sent unwillingly by a small, green alien to a room with a Moose in it.

"Now prepare to suffer your Moosey fate!"

Moosey Fate by r0x0rmyj0x0rz April 3, 2004

Moosey Goosey 

Weird. Crazy shit

Damn thats just moosey goosey bro.

Moosey Goosey by Da judger March 11, 2016

Moosey Poosey 

Noun: Latinx orgin
A severe case of camel-toe (i.e.; where the vortex of the crotch acquires the form of the vagina's lips {Poosey}).

Oh My Gawd Becky! Her moosey poosey is so, like, up in there, it's cutting off circulation to her uterus!
Damn, Gurl! My anaconda ain't gon' fit in that tight-ass moosey poosey!
Ay guey! That moosey poosey looks so juicy--I wanna add some Cholula and take a bite out that taco! MMMMMM-que sabroso!
That moosey poosey is so deep, I could track you in the snow!

Moosey Poosey by vajuice June 3, 2019

moosey swoosle 

Something unlikable, unasthetically appealing, or irritating.

I am so fat, I am a moosey swoosle.

moosey swoosle by skittlesqueen February 20, 2003

moosey juicy 

A visibly wet moose knuckle

Alt. Juicy Moosey

Hey dad, did grandma sit in water?... No son, that old bitch has a moosey juicy

moosey juicy by PUNX March 31, 2015

moosey twat 

When your dick or vagina is hairy

Wow last night when I was banging Samantha she had a moosey twat .

Oh man I am sorry did you tell her?

Yah but I pulled out last night it was sooo hairy and disgusting that I didn't even want to look at my own penis

moosey twat by Mercibaby January 28, 2017