Vous Êtes le Monde à Moi

A Percy Jackson fic, written by the infamous Theia, which is based on the real life relationship of Hana and Brock. Both being fiction writers in their own rights, and quite notorious quidditch activists. The title means "you are the world to me" and aptly chronicles the duo's elopement in France, despite their young ages and families threatening to disown them both.

Vous Êtes le Monde à Moi is such a sad tale, and nearly as good as something Shakespeare would have written. Nearly.

Vous Êtes le Monde à Moi by anonymouse :D November 11, 2010

Le Monde 

A leftist French periodical that is undeniably hysterical in it's anti-American tirades. On the same level as the Nation Enquirer here in the States.

Le Monde is a joke.

Le Monde by tradesman November 26, 2003

blonde monde 

a "blonde world" in incorrect French. Used to define bars and establishments with a profusion of blonde customers or waitresses.

Dude, restaurant is a total blonde monde.

blonde monde by Trampoline January 9, 2010

tout le monde 

The French phrase for "All of _____." Literllay translated, it means "the whole world." Ironic because the French think of themselves as the center of the universe, so whey they say "All the people in France," they are literally saying, "We are everyone in the entire world."

The French suck at life, tout le monde.

tout le monde by Hektor Bentbrook July 11, 2005

Mandela Nut 

When you can't find the porn that you jacked off to a couple of days ago. Did that video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted into another dimension?

"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere on the internet. What happened?"

"Who's Riley Reid?"

"Oh no...did I just Mandela Nut?"

"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we're in the right dimension."

Mandela Nut by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 22, 2018

mondeblue 

noun. A misunderstood or misstated idiom or saying. Usually an accidental combining of two sayings.
comes from the word mondegreen and the word blue (to make an error)

Examples of a mondeblue:

Off like a bucket of prawns in a sock (a cross between off like a bucket of prawns in the sun/off like a frog in a sock)
A chip off the old shoulder (a cross between a chip off the old block/a chip on your shoulder)
Missed the bandwagon (a cross between missed the boat/jump on the bandwagon)

mondeblue by thebiglad July 29, 2018

The Mandela Catalogue 

(WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS, WATCH THE SERIES FIRST.)
"...For the preservation of security"
The Mandela Catalogue is an Analog Horror series of VHS tapes, Made by Alex Kister on 6/9/21 (Supposed to be 6/10/21). The Mandela Catalogue was inspired by "The Walten Files", "Local 58", "Gemini Home Entertainment" and "Marble Hornets". This series is about Alternates, Intruders. Alternates are entities that turn into humans when the victim dies. Intruders are people who kidnap/abduct children and made one mother "DISTRAUGHT AT THE SIGHT OF HER MISSING INFANT" (in the episode, not In real life).

"The Mandela Catalogue is a great analogue horror series."

The Mandela Catalogue by 144p CESAR_TORRES April 13, 2022