Mohammed 

Absolute fucking badass
The embodiment of Mr Steal Your Girl
Has Big Dick
His mere presence makes women wet

1: bro watch your girl, Mohammeds around
2: OK thanks bro

Mohammed by Balljugulus the mighty June 5, 2021

Mohammed 

A bitch ass nigga that is anorexic and has crooked teeth .

Mohammed is gay

Mohammed by has is a hoe November 8, 2018

mohammed 

Mohammed is such a cool guy that has a name that has to be appreciated more because i said so. Mohammed IS THE BEST GUY ON THIS HECKING WORLD GUY!! MOHAMMED SUPREMACY <3

Bob: Wow look at Mohammed! He looks so amazing cook quirky excellent good nice handsome beautiful pretty guy boy kid child adult toddler old man old woman man male female mal

mohammed by sonic1989pro_best_love May 21, 2021

Mohammed 

at first Mohammed is a nice guy that makes his way into your life and fucks it up. he acts like he really likes you but deep down he’s just leading you on because he doesn’t want to hurt you. a mohammed has curly brown hair, tall and arab. he talks to as many girls as he can and does anything in his power to play them over. mohammed is a homie hopper and will fuck any girl he sees, he is a cheater and a manipulator. If you see a mohammed please run for your life or else he’ll ruin it and make your world fall into pieces.

girls: “I started talking to this guy named mohammed! he’s so nice”

me: “run asap! he’s gonna hurt you like hell”

Mohammed by mohammed broke my heart November 23, 2021

Mohammed 

A big dicked fellow with a really big heart. He loves to talk and be friendly, he is loyal and always has your back. But don’t be fooled he can easily take you down without a sweat. Most Mohammed’s love to party and do wack shit. They keep things lively and don’t wreck the fun. They are up for anything wether that be relaxing with buddies or doind some coke and have a whole night of partying.

Damn Mohammed be taking down the whole 40 ounce while smoking a blunt

Man I wish you were more like Mohammed.

Mohammed by Mohammed’s January 13, 2019

Mohammed 

Mohammed is a dumb ass who thinks the world revolves around him . He thinks that he has a big dick and always tries to show off. The only reason people like Mohammed is because he hangs out with the “popular” kids , when in reality he’s just a clout chaser . He always tries to make others feel bad about themselves and always blames others for his problems. He’s just a dick

Hey isn’t that your friend Mohammed?
Me: no he’s a FUCKING CLOUT CHASER

Mohammed by Anonymous.1218 February 27, 2019

Mohammed 

Absolute chad that would give his life up for yours, tall as frick and a definite shoulder to cry on. Never judges you and is always looking to improve. Has probably saved you from suicide more than 2 times.
He's emotional and cries sometimes but that's what makes him special.

Jack: Broooo, I was on my way to the roof but when I saw him, I turned back around.
James: That must be Mohammed then UwU

Mohammed by Meowspeare April 5, 2022