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He is a small faggot ... bully and all round dickhead if you like him or his inbread family you are thick in the head u nonce stay away from him he is a sly cunt ‘
See that small bastard over there he’s Mikey
Mikey by Anonymoushacker1769 December 16, 2018
A young boy that leaves his friends to smoke darts and rip bongs and flirt with sluts he will break your heart

(small doodle)
(probably has lung cancer)
(wont live past 23)
(has very smooth skin)
there was someone smoking a bong in the alley last night

oh it was probably mikey
Mikey by ponelope smith February 17, 2019
the best person that EVER walked this planet. the person people want to be. the nicest. the coolest. the most romantic. the hottest. (i lost the game)
Kid - "SORRY I GET SUCH BAD GRADES! I CAN'T HELP IT!"

Mom- "Well if you were more like mikey, we wouldn't have this problem now, would we?"
mikey by Reburta. March 9, 2009
Mikey-(noun)- (1)A Name given usually as a nickname to an individual who is extremely amiable, and lovable. A person titled with the name "Mikey" is usually extremely intellectual, and philosophical. The name "Mikey" originates from the root "Michael" meaning the Guardian of Angels.
(2)A Person who is extremely gifted, intelligent, and has the power to revolutionize the world. A person who understands what other people feel, and comforts them.
Person A: Hey cutie(: Are you busy?
Mikey: Not at all! All the time in the world for cutie(:
Person A: aaww.

Person A to Person B: Mikey's so cute haha. Don't you love him so much?
Person B: He's SO CUTE!
Mikey by Etymology Clarification November 8, 2009
a funny kid that can make anyone like him. around when you need him and apperently in love with wrestling. fun textier and crazy friend but kind of like the kid yu would want to date cause he is amazing.
damn that mikey<3 he is the best friend some one could know and also i think im crushing =
mikey by XxX Whore-Face XxX March 22, 2009
A hot, kind natured man, who would do anything to please. Generally smart, with a liking for sci-fi genre of film - aka Star Wars.
Girl 1: What do you think of that?

Girl 2: Corrrrr, what a Mikey!
Mikey by Sara Hicks July 30, 2008