McCarthy Standard Time 

The time difference from your chosen time zone (BST, EST, ECT. etc) to the one being used by a terrible time keeper. Usually meaning they will vastly underestimate the time they need to complete a task or overestimate how fast they can travel somewhere, making them the constant reason for delays in planning and execution of group activities.

Cal: I’ll be home in 10 minutes and load up a playlist as soon as i get online. So… gimme 20 minutes and we’re set.

Dan: Is that GMT or McCarthy Standard Time?

Jack: See you in an hour Cal. 🙄

McCarthy Standard Time by x427 January 9, 2023

McCarthy to the rescue! 

A common refrain among Republicans right after Trump staged the Insurrection, as Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy headed down to kiss Trump’s golden ass after he courageously but impulsively ‘dissed’ him and then quickly realized he’d set himself up for having his entire political life go down the drain (which happened anyway).

It was definitely “McCarthy to the rescue!” happening when Kevin uttered the insipid statement, “Well you know, Donald is said to be not eating and he is very depressed.”

McCarthy to the rescue! by Dr Bunnygirl November 28, 2023

Kevin McCarthy

The GOP’s equivalent of Starscream, but without the silver tongue. They’d both literally do ANYTHING to become the head of their faction, no matter how foolish.

Kevin McCarthy would’ve sold his family to get the Speakership. Exactly the sort of thing Starscream would do. Both are constantly trying to gain power and fail multiple times before pulling it off. At least Starscream has his silver tongue.

Kevin McCarthy by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023

Jenny Mccarthy

Child murderer

Jenny McCarthy killed over a 1000 children by saying vaccines cause autism, as a result parents didn't vaccine their children, leading to their death.

Jenny Mccarthy by dan419 May 12, 2015

nick mccarthy 

The rhythm guitarist, backing vocalist and sometimes-keyboardist for the Scottish band Franz Ferdinand. He has a penchant for oddly patterned shirts and sparkly things. This is excusable, because he is German. When he isn't stealing Alex's vodka or touring with the boys, he writes and records songs with the mysterious Alexander Ragnew under the name Box Codax.
He also has a very large arse. He knows it. We know it. You love it.

See synonyms at: metrosexual, princess, buftie, and ghetto booty.

1. Nick McCarthy? Baby got BACK!
2. Nick McCarthy thinks very sexy thoughts. It's a curse.
3. Nick McCarthy is a pervy bum fancier. Just ask Bob, he'll tell you.

nick mccarthy by xie_kitchin September 9, 2008

Jack McCarthy

To wear a long sleeved t-shirt under a short sleeved t-shirt

I'm not ironing a shirt, I'm a man! I'll just jack mccarthy it tonight which will keep my elbows warm

Jack McCarthy by tadtheband October 18, 2008

Archbishop Mccarthy High School 

A school in southwest ranches, florida that thrives off nicotine, money, and partying

Person 1: Do you go to Archbishop Mccarthy high school?
Person 2: Hell yeah im going to pick up juul pods from Muhammad right now!
Person 1: Sweet I’ll tag along!

Archbishop Mccarthy High School by Rapperboi August 18, 2019