Married 

Having a spouse, being joined in matrimony. Having a close union with another person.

The state of being legally wed; can either be heaven or hell (or sometimes both).

Happiness is being married to your best friend.

Married by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Martined

The act of endlessly and incessantly asking pointless, meaningless questions with the goal of drawing out meetings or discussions. More often than not, Martining involves asking questions that are self-explanatory, painfully specific to individual situations, or simply in no way related to the current topic or discussion.

I can't believe that douche Martined us again! Is there any living being who doesn't understand the concept of how to read a calendar?

Martined by SighsMatrs April 19, 2020

married to my work 

When your new flatmate says they are married to their work after you ask if they have a boyfriend or girlfriend, but they are actually just reaaaallllyyy gayyyyyyy. Also, they definitely saw you lick your lips after they said they don't have a girlfriend, so now would be the time to change the subject.

Person 1: "You don't have a girlfriend, then?"
Person 2: "Girlfriend. No. Not really my area."
Person 1: *stares* "Oh really." *pause* "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Person 2: *head turns slowly towards P1*

Person 1: "Which is fine by the way-"
P2: "I know it's fine."
P1: *small smile* "So, you've got a boyfriend?-"
P2: "No."
P1: "Alright. Ok." *licks lips* "You're unattached just like me... fine. Good."
-long pause-
P2: * looks down and back up* "(Insert name of P1), um. I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I'm flattered by your interest-"
P1: *shakes head, in distress* "No... No."
P2: "I'm really not looking for anything"
P1: *still shaking head* "I'm not... asking- no."

P2: *looks confused*
P1: "I'm just saying: it's all fine."
P2: "Good. Thank you."
P1: *eyes wide, probably internally thinking 'shit shit shit'*

married to my work by Mae Ellis May 3, 2021

Married to the Game 

To put work above all else in life, even divorcing Gisele Bündchen.

Dedication to a job, craft or building one's skill.

No Gisele, I am not retiring I’m married to the game.

Married to the Game by Viyoncè October 28, 2022

Mariedith 

Mariedith. Unique, like the spelling of her name. She is not your typical Meredith. She is filled with beauty, fire and mischief. Mariediths are meticulous planners and are always busy. They never seem to sweat the tasks before them, but inside they worry that things will not go exactly as they envisioned. Mariedith always seems very light hearted and naive, sometime clueless but that is also part of her plan. She is happy and free spirited as long as she gets her way. Mariedith is very attractive, but not in a traditional, beauty queen way. She is seductive, confident and sexy and this coupled with her innocent demeanor makes her very dangerous, especially with men. She generally gets what she wants in work and love. Her confidence allows her to be a risk taker and a trend setter. Women want to be her. Men just want her, although sometimes they are overwhelmed.

I thought I was a shoe-in for the promotion. But she got it. I didn't see that one coming. She must have been a Mariedith.

Mariedith by ohyeah123 February 3, 2010

married with children 

one of the greatest show, one of the first funniest show ever b4 the simpsons and family guy. great show until they stoped producing the show due to the never ending aging process of the actors

married with children by Anonymous September 20, 2003

married to da money 

meaning nobody is serious enough so u gotta marry da money and stay on da grind

im married to da money and stay on my grind😼💰💍

married to da money by sexiest bitch ever January 20, 2018