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Three Musketeers 

A three digit vaginal or anal fingerbang.
Tony was getting bored with the twix he was performing on Lee's asspipe, so he turned her over and went Three Musketeers on her sorry, Zamboni-like stank trench.

Markster 

A super-awesome, sexually attractive, large- penised gangstuhh. (goes out with that sexahh bihh Kristin) Also see Awesome, Beastly.
Oh-em-gee! He's totally being a Markster!
Markster by Marksterrr February 23, 2009

Three Musketeers 

Three males beat their boners, on to one individuals head. Can either be a sexually pleasurable act or an act of punishment
John: Hey did you guys give me a Three Musketeers last night?

Tim: Yeah because you were being a douche.

John: That explains alot.

Three Musketeers 

When three cars ride side-by-side on the road, traveling at the exact same speed, and clog the whole thing up.

marshketeer 

A person of higher intelligence. Her ability to share said knowlegde is often misconstrewed as haughtiness.

Those also of high intelligence know this is not true for they are eager to learn and never offended by knowledge.
Marshketeers are smart and have lots of friends.
marshketeer by sweetdelilah June 14, 2004

ass musketeer

An inconsiderate shitbag. Someone who champions the cause of dicking other people over or fucking with their otherwise well-meaning lives.
Did you see that fucking ass musketeer cut me off?
ass musketeer by acceljunky June 6, 2011