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White Man Rain Dance

The process of washing your car and having it rain the next day.
God damn it Chad, I washed my car yesterday and its already raining. Dude thats the white man rain dance.
White Man Rain Dance by DBCdestroyers September 19, 2011

da white man 

The universal scapegoat in life for minorities and guilty whites for everything that goes wrong.
"Da white man! da white man! They tryna keep us niggas down" -- some black guy

"I's gone get me sommadat free entitlement! I's gone vote for Barry O! Yessuh! da white man ain't gon stop me now!" - Welfare Negro

" I failed da 5th grade 6 times. it must be da white man."
da white man by Kongamuse May 28, 2015

white-man-spicy 

just hot enough to flatter the ego of a white man wanting to eat zesty food, but not spicy at all in reality
"Hey man, how was the Thai curry yesterday? "

"Bland as fuck. I told them to make it spicy but they made it white-man-spicy looking at my face. Talk about racism."
white-man-spicy by trojaniguana February 17, 2017

Tired White Man Blues 

Form of pseudo-blues performed by a quartet or quintet of old, white men. The group usually features predictable guitar lines, fatigued saxophones, and enervated harmonicas.

One or more of the performers may be required to eat a fistful of blood thinners to last the entire set.

Practitioners of this form believe "Blues Brothers" is the best movie ever made and that Steve Winwood and Eric Clapton are the best guitar players to ever live.

This music is usually heard at an outdoor, summer family festival or a fall chili cooking contest.
Steve: Hey, remember that crappy tired white man blues band we saw at the book festival last year?
Allen: Oh yeah, with that saxophone player wearing the stupid Blind Faith t-shirt.
Steve: Remember they had to stop half-way through "I'm a Soul Man" because somebody charged the stage with a revolver?
Allen: Right, I think a couple of event volunteers hung themselves after that set.
Steve: Good times, good times.

White Man's Burden

A view held in the era of Imperialism that the more developed and "civilized" peoples of Europe should, through their leadership and domination, bring civilization, modernity, wealth, and advancement to the lesser peoples of the world.

This mostly extended to non-white peoples, but various white ethnic groups subjected to this ideology were various Slavic groups in the east, Arabs, Turks, Finns, and Boers.

The ideology crated a sense of moral justification of Imperialism over many developed and long existing cultures, including long wealthy civilizations like China, Persia, Ottoman Turkey, and India.
Europeans took over Africa in the the name of the White Man's Burden among other things.
White Man's Burden by historia April 20, 2012

White Man's Hamburger 

Dammit! I'm sick of eating white man's hamburger day after day. I'd kill for a scrap of meat.