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She is the most beautiful girl in the world, you cannot compare her to anyone, she is smart, beautiful, lovely, kind and generous, so thoughtful, she has an amazing laugh that will warm your heart. When you talk to her she makes you feel loved and if your someone like me then your not loved a lot. She will make you cry bc she can have so much love on you. Mallory is the most important girl i have in my life. She is always there. I love her more than a friend as more than a best friend. Love you Mallory😘
Mallory-the most beautiful girl in the world 🌎
Mallory by Mr. Cry A lot June 11, 2017
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Mallorca 

One of the most beautiful islands in the Mediterranean sea, it have a lot of beaches, nice women, mountains...

It pertains to the Balearic Islands and it's one of the most rich states of Spain.

The official languages are Spanish and Catalan.
Food it's so good and have a lot variety: panades, ensaimada, crespells, sobrassada, botifarrons, frit mallorqui, trempó...
-Hey dude! Where are you from?
-I'm from Mallorca?
-Where's that?
-It's an island in the Mediterranean Sea
Mallorca by MarkyV August 2, 2017

Ben Mallory 

The very definition of badass, redneck, hunter, fisherman, coon slayer, confederate, auto mechanic, and pedophile.

Ben *Badass* Mallory, born in 100,000,000B.C., was the original creator of the universe. Forged through fire and coltanium, the strongest metal on earth he made his legendary K20 that he never drives with his bare hands, and created the tech shop where his K20 gets all of its powers.

Ben is also the hardest working individual you can ever meet. He's constantly busy 24/7 and can NEVER be bothered with.

Ben Mallory can get all the women too, whatever he likes, but he usually goes for the younger ones like 1-14 years old. Ben loves em young he says. He likes when they ain't stong enough to get away from him
Ben Mallory drove his K20 to the playground where he gets all the children at

mallorysrangerover 

the hottest, funniest, coolest, sexiest, awesomeist, most amazing person in the whole milky way 😇
did you see mallorysrangerover’s new post today? i almost murdered my mom, it was HILARIOUS! whose allowing them to be THIS funny? 🤔”
mallorysrangerover by WHAT 😡 March 11, 2021
malori is a beautiful funny and nice girl. If you ever have a malori don't let them go. malori's have beautiful hazel eyes and brown hair they are great girlfriends. she doughts herself nut she doesn't know she is beautiful. if u ever have a malori try no matter what not to let them go.
never let a malori go!!!
malori by FBI_open tf up November 19, 2019
Mallory is the name of an amazing gem that most males wish they could find
She's
Beautiful
Kind
Funny
Talented
Smart
And has the best personality ever

If you have a Mallory you should treat her like the treasure she is
Friend: Do you and that Mallory have a thing going on?
Guy: Well of course we do. Who wouldn't want someone as amazing as her? She's a gem
Mallory by MenoliStop December 15, 2016

malmorius 

A completely sexy man. The alpha male of every pack. He is truly a majestic hooman. He is the best at everything.
"He truly is a malmorius!"
malmorius by dathmonstah November 15, 2017