Malachy

Malachy, an attractive guy who has a great smile. He loves wearing hats and especially flannels. He is kind, gentle, caring, and compassionate to whoever he meets and knows. You smile whenever he walks into the room and he makes your day brighter. He loves his family and friends and is a great boyfriend. Malachy is a keeper.

Person 1: He's so nice! What's his name?
Person 2: Oh, he must be Malachy.

Malachy by a_girl_who_likes_guys November 24, 2021

malachy

Malachy is a geat guy. Tall, handsome, muscular... all with a large penis. Once you meet a malachy you will never look back, only fun (and sexy) times ahead when you are with a malachy, so never let him go.

Girl 1: 'I have a new boyfriend, his name is Malachy'
Girl 2: 'I bet he has a massive penis, and knows how to use it'
Girl 3: 'trust me - he does'

malachy by BigDickLover1234 June 18, 2022

malachy murphy 

nice guy, very nice, tres bien

malachy murphy is da best at being a good person

malachy murphy by Tasty boi July 31, 2017

malachy george 

a young muscular man on a bulk.
Malachy George is a fortnite enjoyer and highly participates in the fanum tax.

“how’s the bulk going?”
“pretty good, i feel like malachy george!”

malachy george by kelsie!! April 6, 2024

dirty malachy 

Like a dirty Sanchez but for worse with increasing levels of depravity depending on how many people in the room are protestants.

That night was messy, like a dirty Malachy in an Anglican dance hall

dirty malachy by malandjohn March 31, 2020

Malachai (Kai) Parker

He’s an insanely hot sociopathic heretic that I’m madly in love with.

“Who names a kid Malachai? It’s like they expected me to be evil.” -Malachai (Kai) Parker

Malachai (Kai) Parker by I 🖤 Kai Parker July 24, 2018

Malachi Crunch

1. Demolition Derby maneuver in which two contestants working in tandem crash into an opponent simultaneously from opposite sides, thereby creating the effect of a trash compactor. Coined in an episode of Happy Days, when the Malachi Brothers execute this maneuver on Pinky Tuscadero's car at the climax of the demolition derby. Pinky survived.

2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.

3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.

"Jen gave John a Malachi Crunch after he passed out in his seat at the Rush concert."

Malachi Crunch by JizzleDizzle September 16, 2007