kissing my sister 

An expression indicating that something is unsatisfactory, though not entirely terrible.

Wil: Winning back the $50 that it cost to enter the poker tournament after playing for 12 hours is like kissing my sister!
Ty: You've kissed your sister?!?!
Wil: Don't tell anyone...

kissing my sister by Dan TheMan October 9, 2007

Visiting my sister in Scottsdale

When you travel to Jamaica secretly with your secret lover and using the excuse of visiting your sister in Scottsdale as an excuse for your new tan.

Kevin: Jan you look tanned

Jan: Thank you, I was.... Visiting my sister in Scottsdale

Visiting my sister in Scottsdale by kdial2002 March 29, 2021

Slay what you wanna slay and let the slay slout. SLAY SOUL SISTER, SLAY MY SISTER MISTER. 

The worlds best song, DUH!

IF YOU DONT KNOW IT GO AWAY!

-UWU MASTER

Person: How's your day?
You: Slay what you wanna slay and let the slay slout. SLAY SOUL SISTER, SLAY MY SISTER MISTER.

Slay what you wanna slay and let the slay slout. SLAY SOUL SISTER, SLAY MY SISTER MISTER. by UWU SENPAI MASTER May 16, 2022

Meet my sister 

The act of a man pushing his penis and scrotum between his legs displaying only the pubic hair.

(Standing on a table in the pub with trousers down) Hey everyone, I'd like you to meet my sister.

Meet my sister by Mandorf April 24, 2006

My wife or my sister

The new "that's what she said". When some derragatory remark is said, another person remarks "my wife or my sister?". Another person is to respond "what's the difference?"

"Let's go to that all-you-can-eat-buffet!"
"My wife or my sister?"
"What's the difference?"

My wife or my sister by sexxxxxxxxxx December 19, 2008

Riding the Bus With My Sister

When you do or say something that makes you seem retarded. From the Hallmark Hall of Fame movie of the same name starring Rosie O'Donnell in which she plays a "challenged" person who, surprisingly, rides the bus with her sister. What could have been a touching portrayal was ruined by the fact that she spent the majority of the movie screaming and acting like an insane monkey rather than a noble portrayal of a person with mental handicaps. So really, you are acting more like an insane monkey than a retarded person. Can be shortened to Riding the Bus.

"Do you really think you should wear leggings under your skirt? It's a little Riding the Bus with My Sister."

or

"Don't talk so loud in the movie theater. It makes you too Riding the Bus With My Sister."

Riding the Bus With My Sister by The Carester September 26, 2005

He's my sister 

He's my sister

You see that person? *points to a mickey mouse cheese stick* He's my sister.

He's my sister by Dankius max February 23, 2019