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LinkedInality 

1. the state or quality of having existence or substance on LinkedIn;
2. its not fully a reality but it does have a part of reality, which is unfortunately sometimes needed to get attention to your LinkedIn profile and your résumé.
Do not believe everything you read on Linkedin where people post about their achievements, its LinkedInality not reality.
LinkedInality by wise.master October 11, 2021
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get lifted 

Hey Smokey, Let's boot the black shit. I'm lookin to get lifted.
get lifted by J Remix April 26, 2006
The result of being removed from a professional group or network.
After misleading her boss that a co-worker made a mistake when the mistake was actually her own, Sara was linkedout by most of her colleagues.
linkedout by JArthurK November 1, 2013

Black Linked 

An act of trolling where a link to Rebecca Black's Friday, is put instead of a legitimate link.
This leads to frustration and a horrendous tune stuck in one's head for days.
Facebook Friend: Yo, dude I'm having some trouble with that homework.

Me: Dude, just check out this video, it explains it all (links to Rebecca Black's "Friday")

Facebook Friend: Wtf dude!

Me: You've just been Black linked.
Black Linked by Trollnen October 25, 2011

Lifted Shirt Syndrome 

A situation in which your shirt lifts or raises by catching itself on the object you lean on, displaying parts of the body that may not be necessary or even comfortable for others to see.
"Hey Jake did you see Thomas' lifted shirt syndrome in class today?"
"Yeah! It scarred me for life!"
A person named Linned is usually shy at first but when you get to know them they can be very talkative. They can be very indecisive, take everything to the extreme, and are can be very complicated.They can make people laugh, but can sometimes offend people, when they don't mean too. But they are still fun to hang with. They usually have brown eyes and brown hair. You can't really relay on them in certain things. They usually get influenced by others. Linneds can be cruel. Many people will judge a Linned because they may appear mean,but when you get to know them they are nice, caring, and sweet. Linneds would not back down when they know their right.
1)If you have a problem and you go to a Linned they won't mind comforting you.

2) Linneds will make a joke such as your breath smells like onions and annoy you, without them knowing it hurt you inside.

3)If you argue about a topic with a Linned and they don't believe in what you say they well say anything to make what they believe right.
linned by mannnnnnnny May 16, 2014