laned

verb. coined by B.K.

When you've been blacklisted from an Alpha Chi formal

David got laned from Alpha Chi formal because he blacked out on the golf course.

laned by axo1885 March 29, 2017

lawndildo 

leaf-blower

My jerky neighbor won’t use a rake. Instead, he powers up his lawndildo to blow leaves out of the way. Sometimes he still tries to manually push obstacles out of the way with it.

lawndildo by SiLaura May 23, 2020

lawndry 

A synonym for laundry. Laun-dry sounds like lawn-dry. It's where it came from. Get with it.

"Yo, it be rainin', my lawndry be turning all wet n' shit. DAT LAWN-WET."

lawndry by Seth Shriner April 24, 2012

Lawner 

A teen, who are would usually be a scene. Someone that likes to hangout on the ground/floor. Most of the time they are full of themselves. Someone who chooses to unique and is usually very popular.

Wow, look at those lawners, they are so full of themselves...

Lawner by Destiny licks you April 20, 2010

jude lawed 

When your boyfriend/fiance cheats on you with the nanny, or anyone else for that matter.

Origin: Jude Law publicly admits cheating on his fiancee, Sienna Miller, with their nanny, Daisy Wright.

-What happened?!
-She was Jude Lawed.

jude lawed by gorgeous gigi May 25, 2006

lwned 

Much like it's harsher, more severe brothers owned and pwned, lwned means to be dominated or defeated in some way by another, but perhaps just a smaller victory.

While Owning something is completely, Lwning (Loaning) something is temporary.

"GOD DAMMIT THIS GAME SUCKS"
"NO U DO!! AHAHAHA!! LWNED!!"

lwned by Gregory July 10, 2006

Lanned 

Lanned (Lahned) is when someone either plays you exposes or roasts you badly

bro you hear what happened at the party last night about timmy getting lanned with the diss battle? was so funny bro (example num2) bro i got lanned, she used me for my money and popularity to make herself look better. (example num3) my friends were big time drug sellers and i got them lanned because it was the right thing to do

Lanned by rustyisdusty June 19, 2020