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To walk into someone while walking down a street. Usually a very annoying thing to do
He pulled a Kramer and pushed me into the street.
Kramer by SP3DRPPG June 6, 2007
A common garden faeces, but one which is worthy of announcement upon return to the living quarters.
Brian returned from the water closet with a big grin on his face. Jenny could tell, from this look of unadulterated delight, that Brian had squeezed out a particularly pleasing kramer.
kramer by Probing Tongue November 4, 2012
man that guy is such a kramer for picking up those damn pennies
Kramer by krameriffic223 November 22, 2010
noun.

1.) A tirade or rant.

2.) A prolonged outburst of bitter denunciation against someone or something.

3.) A long or angry speech.

4.) A vehement oration.
Manuel: Yo man, you tired of Clois yet?

Xavier: Yeah, he been on a kramer about smokin all week. I think it killed his mother or something.
kramer by Ralfo the Great December 31, 2006
A man who is a parasite, an idiot; A man lost in the world. Someone who is a wild person who always does stupid things that end up being hillarious. A man with no understanding of life. Another name, under certain circumstances, is a Johnny.
Wow! He dropped that ball of oil out the window, trying to see if the ball could withstand the impact of hitting the ground. It didn't! It exploded all over a person below him! He is such a "kramer."
Kramer by a. monk October 12, 2009
A person who enters a room in a “bum rush” or “in an overly fast or out of control manor”. Ending With in a studder stepping type fashion.
Example: Ryan-Holy shit, Lucas scared the fuck out of me when he came through the door.

Nick- I know right he came in all Kramer style.
Kramer by Phathead35 January 21, 2018