kated Share definition Flag To misplace or abandon (and then have to retrieve) a road vehicle (car, motorcycle, scooter) the morning after a late night out. I can't give you a lift to the Nugget, I got hella crunked at karaoke last night and kated my ride. kated by Steady Edwards December 21, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the kated mug. Buy Now β $32.95 See more merch