Jobbie

(Scottish usage) A poo poo. Variant spelling of joby. Plural is Jobbies.

Ah feel better noo ahv dun a jobbie.

Jobbie by Gav April 13, 2004

Jubber Dubber Doodle 

A man who builds a significant lead for himself in a situation that promises to yield beneficial results only to relinquish said lead and finish on the losing end.

I was getting ready to bang yer sister, then I got a softy. I'm such a jubber dubber doodle.

I was playing golf the other day and was down 4 strokes with three holes to go and wound up coming back to beat this jubber dubber doodle.

Jubber Dubber Doodle by Big Thunder23 November 5, 2011

Jobbie Weecha 

A more fun idea than the sceptic tank, this "ladle on a spring" device that ejects poo from an aeroplane once you flush the toilet. The Jobbie Weecha reportedly "Weechs" the jobbie out so fast it disintegrates-answering queries on why there is no raining shit.

Popularized by Billy Connolly

"Where does your shit go on a plane? A sceptic tank couldn't hold that amount."

"The Jobbie Weecha Weechs it oot"

Jobbie Weecha by Beef n chips October 21, 2009

Jumbie 

West indian's ghost.

Ah see ah Jumbie wen i de walkin home las night.

Jumbie by Roy January 1, 2004

jobbies 

originally a Scottish slang name for faeces (poo). Used to describe something or someone that is disliked by someone.

she thinks he's a pile of jobbies.

what a pile of jobbies.

jobbies by A D August 16, 2007

jubblies

lovely bouncy breasts

look at the jubblies on her

jubblies by jim brown August 5, 2003

Briggsy jobbie 

The turd which is produced after living on crisps, coke and chocolate bars for several days. Its a hideous, grey and sometimes hairy turd which smells so bad it can cause buildings to be evacuated for months.

I've been living off the vending machine at work for a week. I think I'll soon be dropping a Briggsy jobbie.

Briggsy jobbie by Colin Cummerbund September 21, 2006