Jolanitus 

An cancerous disease that starts to grow slowly in one's anus. The person in question that carries this disease feels like he/she is getting pounded in the butt from time to time. The anus will turn green and become moldy while at the same time there is also some blood loss. So far there is only 1 person diagnosed with this disease. He's the blond lord of the homosexuals, which is believed to be the cause of said disease; massive anal orgies.

"Oh my, I have Jolanitus in my ass" or
"My asshole turned a lil' moldy.."

-"Oh, you might have Jolanitus?"

Jolanitus by Anonanon89 March 20, 2018

Johnitus 

The Use of "Leel", "Lel", and watching "Anime" are all symptoms of johnitus.
We can treat symptoms.

This kid is getting johnitus

Johnitus by Jski21 December 28, 2018

johannais

a dumb quirky person. She's a little mean but she's somewhat nice. If you meet a johannais hold her tight because one day she'll leave you.

hey you know johannais? Yeah, she is my best friend

johannais by Heilyparrilla November 9, 2020

Jhanithsa

Noun
A sassy person who can be nice to others sometimes; also introverted.

Person 1: Have you heard about that girl?
Person2: Yes she’s such a Jhanithsa!

Jhanithsa by notnotanonmyous November 21, 2021

Johannis 

A common misspelling of the name "Johansson".

"OMG have you seen Scarlet Johannis in the latest movie?"
"Ooh yes that's my favourite Asian actress!"

Johannis by joshthatsbetterthanjy December 16, 2021

Johanalis 

the most annoying girl, who loves to date toxic boys, sucks at math, but is a good friend.

she also is super strong and with throw you across the hall and out the window! :D

Bob the builder: did u hear, that girl johanalis is back dating that uggo flat pancake of a boy rian (ur twin).

Caillou: shhh dont let her hear you she will throw you out the window!

Johanalis by urfavgalkk January 10, 2022

Johannis 

Johannis is a very stupid sexist lay who is irritating and hits men in their knees. She cares for her girl friends but hits and harasses her boy friends.

Man 1: Dude i just met a Johannis
Man 2: Dude, I'm sorry for you. Hope you get well.
Man 1: Yeah she broke my knees.

Johannis by she, he and milton March 25, 2022