Hypocrazy 

Ultra-loud, overly confident people who refuse to see that their actions are exactly the opposite of what they profess to believe.

Newt Gingrich campaigning for the Defense of Marriage Act is the height of hypocrazy.
Someone who is hypocrazy will change Wikipedia before admitting a mistake.

Hypocrazy by Graypets June 30, 2011

hypocardriac

An automotive hypochondriac; someone who thinks every odd sound coming from their car means something drastic is going wrong with it.

n.
A person affected with hypocardria.

adj.
Relating to or affected with hypocardria.

I'm such a hypocardriac; when we went over that pothole, I swear I heard one of my lugnuts shear off. I was bracing myself in case the tire rolled away.

hypocardriac by Jhayne April 23, 2006

hypobitch 

A hypobitch is a bitch who is a hypocrite too

She got a boob job and nose job in highschool but said she was indie, such a hypobitch.

hypobitch by zuesapus12 July 7, 2011

NetFlix Hypnosis 

NetFlix Hypnosis is a term describing what occurs when one views movies and shows on NetFlix back to back to back. Most commonly experienced with TV shows as one is able to access multiple seasons of one show. One is caught in a seemingly infinite loop of NetFlix shows and movies.

Joe hasn't got any work done since he put on season 2 of Ugly Betty, he has NetFlix Hypnosis.

NetFlix Hypnosis by BbStarD April 14, 2011

Sodium Hypobromite 

NaBrO. A term used by chemists to say "nah, bro"

Tom: "Yo Bob, you need some more hypochloric acid for that titration?"

Bob: "Sodium hypobromite, I'm good."

Sodium Hypobromite by PianoCargo September 20, 2009

Hayposting

Hayposting is when someone posts about Elliott Smith’s “Needle in the hay” on social media or a spam account, often accompanied by a photo of Richie Tennenbaum from the suicide scene in the royal tennenbaums .

Dude, I was so fucked up last night thinking about my ex, I started Hayposting on my spam

Hayposting by RichieTbaum July 18, 2022

Hypochondriac 

Somebody who always thinks there's something wrong with them physically and they always think they're ill or are in danger of becoming ill.

"*cough cough* Dude I think I'm dying..."

"Shut up you freakin' hypochondriac, you just have a cold"

Hypochondriac by CrystalForsen October 14, 2005