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Halloween Haunt

A generally frightening event that is put on every year from the end of September to October in certain theme parks owned by the company Cedar Fair. The event usually contains multiple haunted houses (also referred to as mazes), scare zones (area in the park swarmed with monsters), and special shows. Local residents can apply to work as a monster and scare guests. Common haunted houses (aka mazes) in the chain are "CornStalkers", "Slaughterhouse", "The Asylum", and "Club Blood", plus many many more.
Person A: OMG I went to Halloween Haunt last Saturday!
Person B: Was it scary?
Person A: Yeah!! My favorite maze was The Asylum, the girl in the electric chair in the end scared the hell out of me!!

Guy #1: Dude, have you been to Halloween Haunt this year?
Guy #2: Yeah, I did all the haunted houses.

Guy #1: Which one was your favorite?
Guy #2: Club Blood, definitely. The strippers were hot!!
Halloween Haunt by KingB24 October 29, 2011

Halloween Haunt

The worlds largest and most successful halloween themed event. It takes place during the month of october at Knotts Berry Farm in Buena Park, California. While there you can expect to be startled but not touched by Costumed people brandishing metal noise makers called "shaker cans" and ghouls with knee pads zooming towards you at high speeds screaming "FISHY!!!"

While there be sure to drink Berry Punch

also see Knotts Scary Farm
"I went to Halloween Haunt last night and and shit myself. omg."
Halloween Haunt by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006

Yard Haunt 

An simple or elaborate display in ones front yard, usually on Halloween. Most involve zombies coming out of the ground (groundbreakers), some sort of witch and jack o lanterns. Some choose to use store bought props or make their own.
1"The old guy down the street set up a big yard haunt"
2"Really? The weird one with the crazy voice?"
1"Yeah, theres some pretty intense zombies down there"
Yard Haunt by Marrowthemadman October 3, 2010

SoaR Haunt

A wild flamingo with the biggest cock in town. It is usually located in Rackz basement fucking his dead decapitated corpse.
SoaR Haunt was lurking around the rackz household sticking his dick in anything that moves when suddenly, Smitteh caught him brutally ass fucking sully.
SoaR Haunt by Juveys November 9, 2013

I Haunt Wizards

Helen, the lead singer for i haunt wizards, is sex
I Haunt Wizards by thewizards October 19, 2008

i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality 

These are the questions that keep me up until dawn in my sorrow and emptiness. I cannot escape they say they are there to protect me but in the amidst of the hollow dark i find myself in every time i fall asleep I can feel them creeping through my soul and my veins, i have went to many places for help but it looks like some of them aren't even real places anymore, I don't know if i could continue living this simulation, I can feel the voices of people too they are the ones trying to get me to think that I don't belong in this world.

Do I really don't belong here because of the figment of my imagination, all the faces, all the noise, all the people that I see every day seem to just be something I created off of my loneliness...
I can't do this anymore...
"i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality"

Dude A: This is the most emo shit you have ever written... are you high or something?
Dude B: I could go further you know.