guinea pigs in my pants 

An expression that seeks to describe the overstimulation implicit in what may feel like nearly intolerable anticipatory excitement.

Yes, I TOTALLY have guinea pigs in my pants!

guinea pigs in my pants by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020

Charlie the drunk guinea pig 

A character created by Smosh (Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla) who is a british guinea pig and is often drunk. He has his own twitter and answers questions. And he's pretty fucking awesome. YA POOFS!

Dude 1: Hey, did you see this week's Smosh episode? It had Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig!

Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig: Shut up and get me some booze, ya poof!

Charlie the drunk guinea pig by SneakersGirl July 10, 2010

vegan gains

Noun 1: A gain in muscle mass attributed to the vegan diet.

Noun 2: A psychopath who hates when animals are killed, but threatens to kill random people.

1. Ya I'm really proud of the vegan gains I've been making as of late.

2. WHY DONT U WAKE UP ADN MAKE SUM FUKIN VEGAIN GAIIINS

vegan gains by "4ChanDOTgov" December 25, 2016

Guinea pig 

An ADORABLE mammal, looks like a potato loves to eatttttttt! Also looks like a potato chip

I LOVE my guinea pig!!!

Guinea pig by BASIL_DAISY October 17, 2019

Guindu 

A person Indian subcontinent descent that has adopted the mannerisms and style of a Guido.

For anyone spending time in Jersey you will notice the clash of cultures that has led to the emergence of Guindus. They have blow out haircuts, polos with popped collars, and love club music, but they by no means do they need a fake tan, since they are born brown.

Guindu by Eyeroller1313 November 29, 2009

Gainsblocking 

When your girl is stopping you from making gains at the gym

“Yo bro you coming gym?”
“Nah I’m going out with my girl”
“She is gainsblocking you man!”

Gainsblocking by GymkingINYAMUM January 29, 2019

full Ginsburg

"The full Ginsburg" refers to a PR hack or spokesperson making appearances on all five major Sunday morning talk shows in one day to push a pre-crafted talking-points message. It takes its name from William H Ginsburg, attorney for Monica Lewinsky, who was the first person to do so during the Clinton/Lewinsky sex scandal.

Secretary of State did the full Ginsburg this weekend to push for an attack on Syria.

full Ginsburg by jbspry September 9, 2013