suck my gouche 

To perform a pointless, unsanitary and disturbing type of oral sex. In which the oral sexer sucks the gouche of the oral sexee.

Can be used as an insult or demand for someone who pisses you off.

Shortened to SMG (not sub-machine gun).

Yo andy get on ur knees and suck my gouche.

suck my gouche by Al the one and only December 24, 2005

gouche gouche goo 

Gouche gouche goo is an in famous, tickling technique. Unlike the typical areas of tickling which cause laughter ( arm pits, under chin) this tickle technique is more of a sexual stimulate which is often frowned upon.

Friend: You know they say the best cure is laughter
Me: Gouche gouche goo...happy now?
Friend: No, but my penis is

gouche gouche goo by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 11, 2019

gouche juice 

the sweat that comes off of your gouche after intense sexual activity

oh my God i could fill a cup with that much gouche juice last night

gouche juice by Jacob-How December 27, 2006

Gouche 

The Part Thats Between A Guys Balls And His Ass *Very Sensative*

Ha Ha They Electrocuted His Gouche

Gouche by My-ike September 13, 2005

gouche 

the small area between a males ball sack and his anus

gouche by scott newell March 6, 2003

gouche smack 

When you smack your balls against your gouche and makes a sound like when you are beating eggs.

I made such a loud sound when i did the gouche smack.

gouche smack by Eli R. May 19, 2008

Gouche 

A Gouche is a male perienium...
It is between the crack and the sack!

Friend: Barry licks gouche!
Barry: Your momma licks my gouche

Gouche by Kingy_Mullet February 14, 2008