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Goosed Hand Sock 

A Goosed Hand Sock is a sock puppet resembling a goose that when worn on hand you bust a fat one in during peak Goose jams and can be used multiple times during live events but will become noticeable because as it dries the harder the sock becomes.
- Hey Bruce why is your hand sock so hard? Have you Goosed it?
- Oh, that's my Goosed Hand Sock mom. Yes, lots of climaxes in the jams last night.

Commonly Heard Reactions:
- WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!
Related Words
Gooted Goated goosed gooned Gooped gooter goofed gooked gotted goobed
When a league of legends player kills an enemy champion using Gangplank
MagikarpUsedFly Reference
03:01MagikarpUsedFly(Gangplank) has slain ggeznoob(Yasuo) for a penta kill
03:02MagikarpUsedFly(Gangplank): Gotted
Gotted by Ku Revu August 26, 2017

ya dun goofed 

A way to signify someone screwing up, or failing miserably.

Made famous by the 11 year old Youtube trainwreck "Jessi Slaughter" aka "kerligirl13" and her Father.
Your daughter is posting nudes on the internet.... ya dun goofed.

All ya haters aint got nothin on me, ya dun goofed, I'ma make a brain slushie.
ya dun goofed by Poor Child July 15, 2010

Billy-goated

When a super hot chick bites the longest part of your beard/goatee and gives it a little tug and shake.
Roy: "She billy-goated me"
Brian: "She just clapped on and shocked you like a rag-doll?"
Roy: "Yeah dude, weirdest and sexiest thing ever. You need to grow yours out."
Billy-goated by KikiNJ September 8, 2014

Dunn Goofed 

The act of drinking and driving like a JackAss, then plowing your expensive ride through 20 trees at 150 MPH.
JackAss' Ryan Dunn dunn goofed after shredding his Porsche, himself, and a friend though trees after a night of drinking.
Dunn Goofed by marybethjones June 21, 2011
incredibly surprised or shocked; flummoxed

slang originating in the world of drag
When Naomi eliminated Manila on "All Stars 4," the whole world was gooped!

I was gooped to see y'all all there for my surprise party!
gooped by iamvered February 2, 2019