Gloom Lobster 

Someone feeling depressed/unhappy

Hey Cleatus, why you such a Gloom Lobster?

Gloom Lobster by MonkeyHonk November 8, 2011

gloom cow 

A fat, repellant, female goth.

Check out that gloom cow! Man, fat death is some scary shit!

gloom cow by Dr. Badwrench June 24, 2006

gloom rock 

A band that is still rock and roll but sounds haunting, dark, cryptic, melancholy.

you know of any cool 'gloom rock' bands?
ya! try 'Interpol' 'She Wants Revenge' or 'Editors'

gloom rock by PoisonChef August 16, 2006

Gloom Monger 

Fear peddling sad sack hell bent on scaring the bejesus out of all insundry with grim warnings of near future events.

Often associated with naturally occuring disasters such as cyclones or eartch quakes. A Doom Monger can take many forms including a news reader or a politician as well as blogger or facebook acquaintance.

Gloom Monger There's a tropical low sitting a million miles away that might turn in to a cyclone and make its way the million miles to us and kill everyone.
You Shut it Gloom Monger.

Gloom Monger by miniGMgoit February 20, 2011

gloom merchant 

A sad, uninteresting person to be around and peddles gloom and sadness upon everyone.

Bill is such a downer that he is but a gloom merchant.

gloom merchant by FartButt January 24, 2014

Gloom Metal 

A rare strand of Metal music (Genre) characterised by muted irregular drum beats, lead bass guitar in a downbeat style with an accompanying echoic low volume guitar, generating an ambience of potent despair. Generally includes throaty/nasal vocals of a gloomy persuasion.
Live performances are largely of low amplification in venues of poor acoustic tombre.
Fanbase tend to be reclusive and tend to go out on overcast days and evenings.
Popular bands include Spousa Lid, Rainy Day and Pension Collection.

Jayms:"Do you like Gloom Metal?"
James:"Yes, i am partial to its lumbering ambience."
Disco Steve:"No, I prefer Disco."

Gloom Metal by Jayms/James/Disco Steve October 22, 2008

Gloom Lifter 

An activity, usually a long drive to coast, that is taken to relieve the gloom of every day life. Used to lift the spirits, get out of the house, get away from the tv / console and hide from responsibilities.

There is fuck all on tv, the wife is constantly nagging, the baby is crying and the dog has puked on the carpet. Bollocks to the world, I'm taking a long gloom lifter. I will return when I can once again see a purpose to life.

Gloom Lifter by normanstanleyfletcher July 2, 2016