1. Get high as shit.
2. Pick a fight with Morgan
3. Throw up your arms and slink your head down into your shoulders like you're actually going to do something 4. Sway and walk in super-slo-mo aimlessly
When a person is drinkingalcoholicbeverages they reach the stage where they lose power to control their voice, have poor coordination of their limbs, and tend to knock things over.
He was so gangle drunk last night when he was telling that story that he knocked the television off its stand.