jesus fuck christ 

What I say when something so incredibly stupid that the world stops happens.

Jesus fuck Christ, did you see that motherfucker cut me off?

jesus fuck christ by meetthetony September 10, 2005

Jesus fuck me christ 

What one says when scared so much they become angry.

Game: *Jumpscare*

Danny: AHHH!!!
Arin: JESUS FUCK ME CHRIST!

Jesus fuck me christ by A_Tired_Boi May 31, 2018

JESUS SUFFERIN FUCK! 

A scottish made swear for a accident or a suprisied word or to alert of a sudden pain.

Billy - (walks into door) JESUS SUFFERIN FUCK!

JESUS SUFFERIN FUCK! by KARL thorne December 18, 2008

Jesus Suffering Fuck 

Scottish saying in agression

*hits had with hammer by accident* JESUS....SUFFERING...FUCK

Jesus Suffering Fuck by Russell November 18, 2003

Jesus Tit Fuck 

Getting Tit Fucked and cumming on her chin giving her the grey beard of an old Jesus.

Man her rack is so firm I'd want to give her a Jesus Tit Fuck

Jesus Tit Fuck by The_Lion_Tamer July 12, 2011

Jesus's fuck thang 

The organ that Jesus used to fuck all those bitches. That's why there are so many Christians in the world.

Jesus wipped out Jesus's fuck thang so much, even the son of god got chaffed.

Jesus's fuck thang by Big Baby Jesus October 1, 2004

jesus suffering fuck 

The most awesomely hardcore blasphemous thing you can say. Try to reserve this amazing phrase to times which require a little extra. Like when the earth explodes, or you wake up to find a 50ft high dildo standing over your girlfriend’s corpse quietly singing god save the queen.

Boss: You're fired. Oh and I fucked your wife and she died.
Miguel: Eh.
Boss: Wtf.
Miguel: My job and wife were boring me. Time to purge myself and move on.
Miguel (walking out yells over shoulder): Hey! By the way, that wasnt my wife. I put your wife in disguise.
Boss: JESUS SUFFERING FUCK!

jesus suffering fuck by Grant Hayes May 6, 2005