Frosting the turd
The act of taking a shit then turning around and jacking off on the turd causing you to "frost" the turd.
Frosting the turd by my sewer buddy January 12, 2010
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frossing
The act of being hit square in the anus by a powerful jet of superheated water from a natural source, such as a geyser, as a result of voluntary placement of one's self above a known vent of such a discharge.
This constitutes a popular way to end one's life in places such as Iceland.
This constitutes a popular way to end one's life in places such as Iceland.
Damn, Gyda just commited frossing when the bank told her she lost all the savings she was hoping to buy a pony with!
frossing by Spellweaver January 28, 2009
frothing walrus
n.
A manuever where a man is getting a blowjob and then when he is ready to ejaculate, he deepthroats the womam, causing semen to be forced out her nose. The semen streaks rememble the tusks of a walrus.
A manuever where a man is getting a blowjob and then when he is ready to ejaculate, he deepthroats the womam, causing semen to be forced out her nose. The semen streaks rememble the tusks of a walrus.
frothing walrus by Alex April 20, 2005
Frosting the Gimp
After a woman has major surgery and can not have sex.. advise the man to kneel over her in bed and spank it all over her tummy.
She is not allowed to have intercourse for four weeks? Sounds like someone needs to be frosting the gimp!
Frosting the Gimp by Pinguparts September 12, 2009
Chocolate Cake with Frosting
When a male defecates on a females chest and then follows this up with placing cum on top of said shit thus making a chocolate crap cake with cum frosting.
John: Hey dude, did you bang that girl last night?
Bob: Yeah and after she fell asleep I left a big Chocolate Cake with Frosting on her chest!
John: Oh man, that's gnarly, I feel bad for her.
Bob: Yeah and after she fell asleep I left a big Chocolate Cake with Frosting on her chest!
John: Oh man, that's gnarly, I feel bad for her.
Chocolate Cake with Frosting by ThePoopDeck January 8, 2012
facial frosting
A term used to describe seminal fluids left residing on the face of an individual after an act of sexual intercourse or fellatio.
Ex) After an intense session of anal intercourse, Greg proceeded to give Marsha some facial frosting.
haha this was funny to write..lol
haha this was funny to write..lol
facial frosting by Dream Ha September 12, 2005