forbidden pre workout 

Using anything regarding a crushing memory yo motivate you in the gym instead of normal pre-workout (e.g. reading ex texts or talking to your ex, remembering a dead relative/friend, etc.)

Person 1: Damn I ran outta pre
Person 2: That sucks, you gonna use the forbidden pre workout?
Person 1: Already sent the text

forbidden pre workout by anonymous April 28, 2022

The Forbidden Pre 

Instead of normal pre-workouts that use caffeine, the forbidden pre utilizes your pain, rage, regret, or vengeance as motivation. Most of the time, this can even be more effective than more traditional types of pre-workout. Ever been heartbroken? Use that forbidden pre. Ever had a good buddy pass away recently? Use that forbidden pre. Remember that one kid who called you fat in middle school? Use that forbidden pre.

Man, I ran out of pre-workout, I guess I have to load up those old messages and use the forbidden pre.

*2 seconds later*
AHHHHHHHHHGH

*slams deadlift PR"

The Forbidden Pre by Cheesebuger2143 July 23, 2022

Fornify 

The act of strengthening a relationship with sex.

Man 1: Hey Lester, how are things with you and Deborah?
Man 2: Good, Hansel. Ever since we started doin' it, we're closer than ever!
Man 1: Ah! So you decided to fornify your relationship, huh?

Fornify by catfishgoober January 3, 2012

Alien Fornication 

For anything completly out of this world!
Came about after watching a Video on the Famous soccer player Ronaldiniho's ball skills which it could only be reffured to as " Alien Fornication"

That is some "Alien Fornication" Right there.
You are the Bi-Product of "Alien Fornication"
nothing more to be said except.. that was "fornicated"
Exceptional "Alien Fornication"

Alien Fornication by Danny G and Paulie Majt February 11, 2008

Forbidden Finger February 

The challenge in which a woman must not orgasm or finger themselves for the entire month of February.

Girl 1: Hey! How's Forbidden Finger February going?
Girl 2: I already failed, I fingered myself last night.

Forbidden Finger February by oLuke November 2, 2018

Forbidden Pre Workout 

Using memorabilia of an old relationship that did or did not happen to use as pre-workout for a harder, more meaningful, workout. examples would include pictures, text messages, notes, as well as other things. Fuck your ex, go back if you’re a pussy.(but who don’t love pussy). NOTE: always hits harder when you’re still in love with her.

I tapped into the forbidden pre workout and used my texts with my ex along with futures new album to get the best pump of my life.

Forbidden Pre Workout by fuckthasuppliers December 8, 2022

Forbidden Friend 

A forbidden friend is like forbidden fruit, you may look, you may even touch, but you mus'n't cross the line of "taking" for yourself.

A forbidden friend may be a best friend, or a friend admired from a distance. A forbidden friend is unique in that there is something that causes a roadblock to complete safety with that friend--most often there is attraction and intimacy, at the same time as the friend is unavailable as a lover--possibly due to prior commitment or lack of desire of total intimacy. This creates tension and complicates what should be an easy and fulfilling friendship. Sometimes the one that desires the forbidden friend feels like creating distance since they will not attain what they want, but that is a loss for both parties. Thus, forbidden friends may continue on a rollercoaster of deepening closeness and distancing until someone closes a door, or someone opens one.

"Who were you talking to?"

Me: just a friend...

"You sounded like it was someone pretty special, not 'just' a friend.."

Me: well, it was my forbidden friend. But I can't do anything about it, so he remains just a friend.

Forbidden Friend by Belch Queen April 29, 2019