Flounder

Female who is average in skills and activity when it comes to sexual intercourse.

She may still be a bottom feeder, but she definitely shows signs of life unlike a stalefish. However, she isn't quite up to par with salmon status.

Kevin: Rumor has you you and Kate did the nasty last weekend? How is she?

Jon: Keep this on the DL, but she's a flounder. Not bad, but nothing too special.

Flounder by TWP Fisherman March 17, 2010

Flounder

To rub your bellend up and down repeatedly against someone's pouting lips

Rob? did you sleep with that girl last night?

Nah, but i floundered her a treat! She won't be needing lipstick for a while.

Flounder by Axe Wound 123 March 30, 2009

Flounder

An entrepreneurial bottom-feeding investor who helps build a (usually high-tech) company with the intent to sell it, usually at the expense of those who made it successful. The modern term for "founder." Named for a fish that evolved both eyes to the same side of its head, to facilitate bottom-feeding and hiding from predators.

The company I worked for was great, until some of the founders proved to be flounders.

Flounder by Samandor January 24, 2015

Flounder

A guy who will do well in life, but is still good looking. A Flounder is a really hott person who has everything going for them. Flounders tend to be risky people.

Tim is such a flounder. He knows what he is doing in life, yet the girls are all ove him. Ellie should be careful that no one jumps on her flounder.

Flounder by Jpaschen July 20, 2010

flounder

This term is used in the land of online gaming when someone receives an improper or unneeded trout. Originated in UnForums alternate reality game discussion boards.

"Wee Todd Did I Am" says Joe.

Oh, cool. "I am Sofa King. Wee Todd Did Also.", says John

"Trout" says Joe.

"I flounder thee" says John. (smacking Joe amongst his privates)

flounder by NataSUF February 25, 2008

flounder

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flounder by kyle April 1, 2005

Flounder

Reporter with two perfectly good eyes, both apparently on the same side of his or her head, enabling them to not see what's going on below.

"Fortunately, core inflation was held in check last month, the Flounder reported, as gas soared over $4.00

Flounder by Robert Tartell May 16, 2008