flunked

having to repeat a grade because of failing

nahh man im supposed to be in the 11th grade ... i flunked 2nd.

flunked by tsunamii.d May 5, 2018

flonkerton 

An olympic sport of Icelandic origin wherein the competitors race a predetermined distance with full boxes of paper strapped to their feet.

"Phyllis narrowly beat Kevin in the first annual flonkerton race in the Dunder-Mifflin Office Olympics, which earned her a gold medal made out of a yogurt lid and paper clips."

flonkerton by Darth Z. February 5, 2007

Flonked Out 

When someone gets punked down to do something for somebody they are flonked out

Man he made that boy tie his shoes he flonked out

Flonked Out by Baton rouge slang mane July 27, 2019

flonkus 

Slang word with no connotions for Rock music in the vein of the Symphonic Progressive Rock of the 1970s. Originated on fan-based message boards.

"The band Sleepytime Gorilla Museum's 'Grand Opening and Closing' is a unique experience for Progressive Rock fans who want something to contrast with their vast array of flonkus CDs." From a Review

flonkus by DidSprintingDie May 17, 2004

Fonkelhorse 

A digital picture of a unicorn with sparkles or glitter over it.

Mary posted a lot of Fonkelhorses on her Livejournal account.

Fonkelhorse by Kloeke June 18, 2009

Flinker 

Cell phone charger

May I please use your flinker? I left mine at my Aunt Mary's house, and her giraffe ate it.

Flinker by cell phone charger April 6, 2014

Flinkering 

When you take a shit and use the shit as lubricant to masturbate with

Oh Shit bro I caught Brady flinkering last

Flinkering by Flinkermaster July 9, 2019