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Life Extension 

Based on cryopreservation through many novels and movies such as Vanilla Sky. One has the ability to freeze oneself under ultra-cold temperatures, making the aging process stop and non-existing which would achieve "suspended animation". Already there have been cases of this process, even companies like "www.alcor.org" is offering the service of immortality through cryogenics. Soon we can see if this technology can be harbored.
Soon I will achieve exactly what Tom Cruise acheived in Vanilla Sky, by purchasing life extension membership from Alcor.
Life Extension by Allen "Aames" Han September 28, 2006
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extension course

a course which is taken on the pretense of expanding one's knowledge and for the purpose of naming the institution on your resume. normally paid for by your boss.
"so are we on for golfing thursday at 3 p.m.?"

"I can't, I'm working..."

"you should've signed up for the extension course..."

feather extentions

something teens wear in their hair... Steven Tyler (singer of Aerosmith) came up with it... when he wore it back in the 70s... but the trend didnt come out until this year 2011:)
I wanna get a feather extentions mommy:)
feather extentions by kaykay15 July 15, 2011

penis extension 

n. Colloquialism referring to the Hummer H2 SUV. It is an established fact that feelings of inadequacy contribute to the purchasing, driving, and flaunting of one's Hummer.
Brad W., a 24-year-old jock who has trouble charming the ladies with his drunken partying, got his dad to buy him a brand-new yellow and chrome penis extension from the local GM dealer. Way to go Brad.
penis extension by Carl Willis July 26, 2004

I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension 

A phrase strongly stating that you do not wish, nor desire to oblige the current situation that is presented towards you.
Cult Leader: hey man, can you video tape me in my basement with my uhhh.. nephew?
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

penis extension vehicle

An obnoxious vehicle, often a large truck or cheap sports car, driven by some men in an effort to compensate for something. Not all large trucks and cheap sports cars are penis extension vehicles (PEVs) - the key word is obnoxious, and how its driven is just as important as the vehicle itself. Signs of a PEV include: excessive loudness (and driving in a way to produce such loudness, such as peeling out), garish looking body or lift kits, artificial ballsacks, and Confederate flags. Usually driven by people under 23 or so, but can be driven by people of all ages.
Adam drives a Ford F350, but it's not loud and he drives it responsibly. It's not a penis extension vehicle.

Billy also drives a Ford F350, but it's had the mufflers removed, is lifted a foot, and he peels out every chance he gets. That's a penis extension vehicle.

bass extension 

Realization of all low bass information from 250Hz down to 20hz.
Very few headphones can reproduce bass extension well because of the tiny diaphragm that needs to move a lot of air to create these frequencies.