Slowly Educated

When you don’t have that much education as everybody else.

Person 1: Bro, you slow!
Person 2: Naw bro, just slowly educated.

Slowly Educated by Slowboi124 November 18, 2019

Educated Fool 

An educated fool is a person that is filled with book knowledge but is lacking in "common sense"

Mike Latoris-Yo do you see Dick Gozinya over there? Hes trying to teach that dog how to memorized the Periodic Table

Phil McCavity-Boy! Dick sure is a dumbass, an educated fool no doubt...

Educated Fool by PseudoNympho666 September 28, 2010

educated feet 

One who has educated feet uses different types of martial arts kicks in their professional wrestling matches (Unless they are Sean Waltman, who has one).

JR: "Van Dam showcased his educated feet.."
JR: "Van Dam kicks him with those educated feet."
JR: "Van Dam's educated feet came in handy there."
JR: "Educated feet! Educated feet! Educated feet, bah gawd!"

*RVD hits a dropkick*
Lawler: "Go ahead and say it, JR. Educated feet."
JR: "Well, we're not that far from Harvard."

educated feet by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004

My Very Educated Mother Just Saw Us Naked 

Neomnemonic for helping schoolchildren, their teachers, and the general public cope with the 2006 IAU redefinition of "planet".

Okay, class, repeat: "My Very Educated Mother Just Saw Us Naked."

My Very Educated Mother Just Saw Us Naked by Dreamcore August 25, 2006

Self-edumacate 

When as a student you have missed way too many classes and finals are coming up so in an attempt to not fail your classes you try to teach yourself an entire course in one week!

- Howz studying for your finals going?
- Not good I have to self-edumacate!!

Self-edumacate by Elitefaith87 April 19, 2009

educated ice 

(Noun) A bunch of ice inside of a highball glass that was once occupied by alcohol and has yet to filled with more alcohol. A seasoning of ice if you will.

"Fill me up, Scotty. I have a glass of educated ice."

educated ice by Geemoneyyyy March 1, 2017

edumicate 

To provide information to a person of limited intelligence or experience. Usage infers a backwoods/hick connotation on the subject.

It is high time that I edumicate you some manners.

edumicate by gorpheus February 9, 2006