Titty divot

The indentation on a woman’s shoulder caused by having heavy breasts and wearing a bra.

The older I get, the deeper the titty divot in my shoulders gets.

by anonymous October 14, 2022

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Shame Divot

The impression left on a ring finger after a regretful marriage.

Hold my beer, that woman has a shame divot, see you tomorrow!

by OldViolin July 26, 2024

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(noun)

A gloriously polite way of calling someone an asshole without actually saying it. A donkey divot is the human equivalent of the chunk of turf ripped out of the ground after a terrible golf swing: unnecessary, messy, and leaving everyone around wondering why it happened.

Often used when someone is acting rude, clueless, or aggressively annoying but you’d still like to keep things technically PG.

• “Who ate the last donut and left the empty box?”
“Probably that donkey divot Dave again.”
• “Don’t be a donkey divot. Just admit you forgot to hit save.”

by Toxicwolf March 23, 2026

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Divock Origi

A fine human being that is always there when you need him at a crucial time.

Who is your favourite person ever to exist?
No doubt,it has to be the one and only Divock Origi.

by lewisj72 June 5, 2019

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Divorce rape

Nothing makes college educated women happy. Instead of losing weight, or improving their personality, they choose to destroy their family’s lives because 50% of other women are doing it. So why the fuck not?

I will never get married because I watched my dad get divorce raped. He gave my mom the houses, cars, kids, and took on all the family debt to preserve the assets for us. My mom still dragged him through a 3 year court circus and extracted more money than he had in monthly child support. My dad lived in his car, a scum motel, then the worst crime neighborhood in a shit apartment. When he couldn’t make a few support payments the cops handcuffed him and put him in jail. He was a god father and made sure to see us every day. But his life was ruined and it destroyed mine too. Even my mom says she regrets it and is even unhappier now. Yeah, so, there’s absolutely no way I’m having kids. I won’t even get married with an ironclad prenup. Divorce rape happens wayyyy to often and it’s always the man who is starting over again in his 50s. Just when his hard work should have been paying off. Now he’s totally fucked. No thanks, America.

by Skinny White Boi with the 3 6s March 5, 2023