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Wolf Dick 

An overly-accentuated libido. A condition in which an individual (typically a male) will engage in a variety of non-normative (and sometimes illegal) behaviors in order to copulate with a female--often in a night club, party, or bar setting.

This condition is sometimes exacerbated by the consumption of various substances, including alcohol or cannabis. In the case of the latter, the condition may be referred to as "Wolf Dick 4:20".
"It's unfortunate that Bob doesn't have a girlfriend--he appears to be suffering from an acute case of Wolf Dick"

"Don't allow Roger to toke that bowl--he hasn't engaged in intercourse recently, and may come down with a severe case of Wolf Dick 4:20"
Wolf Dick by CLDS_idgaff August 24, 2009
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dick wolfed 

"I waited the whole time to see the verdict and then they just dick wolfed me!"

"Oh, Detective Stabler, even though your show just dick wolfed me, I still love you!"
dick wolfed by danny boyyyy October 9, 2006

Dick Wolfing 

Ingesting both Speed(amphetamine) and Weed for the purposes of creatively enhancing one's work or group activity in which the creative enhancement of weed works in coalition with the focus enhancing elements of speed. In Reference to the Law and Order producers DIck Wolf and his Co-Producer Speed Weed.
''We will be dick wolfing so hard tonight bois ''
Dick Wolfing by Nedward Lorencio February 26, 2022

Dick Wolfed 

When a movie or TV show leaves you hanging; wondering what happened. No real ending or conclusion to a story.
Wait, what happened.?!? I just watched a three hour movie and totally got Dick Wolfed.!!
Dick Wolfed by emmmmers June 1, 2016

Dick Wolfed 

To get roped into another episode of Law and Order by the opening scene that immediately follows the previous episode.
"I swore to myself I'd start my paper after the first episode, but I kept getting Dick Wolfed by the SVU marathon."
Dick Wolfed by thebetterfriend2 December 6, 2011

Dick Wolfed 

When you get terrible news, and just when you thought it couldn't get worse, something even worse happens referring to how Law and Order: SVU always seems to end with a scenario worse than what they started out on.
Person 1:"Jenna got sexually assaulted last night, luckily they caught the guy who did it. Turns out he has AIDs and she's probably pregnant, too."

Person 2: "Man, she really got Dick Wolfed there."
Dick Wolfed by d00mie April 13, 2011

Dick Wolfed 

A cliffhanger. When you are left with your jaw dropped in awe. Named after the creator of Law & Order whose name appears at the abrupt end of (the) episode.
The homeless man claimed he gave me a banana, and just walked off. He's either trolling or I got Dick Wolfed.
Dick Wolfed by 2BBaber September 1, 2013