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painters and decorators

slang for the time of the month in women, commonly used in the UK.
Girl 1: Wanna go skinny dipping.
Girl 2: Can't painters and decorators are in.
Girl 1: Aw, they're in next week for me.

Decorational 

Adjective - California slang
A combination of the words decoration and ornamental. An ornamental decoration.
Synonymous with the words ornamental and decorative.
Example 1: It is just a weak malleable metal that fuses the wires in the cable to the metal hardware input port to create a connection flow, and normally an engineer designs an external support to hold them together, part of which is that thick plastic area at the end of the cable where it connects to the hardware input unit; which is the device connector and its own external support; but on this shitty Chinese Display Port (DP) cable that was entirely decorational... The actual wire fuse took place in the middle of the box that was supposed to be the hardware input unit, which was actually just decorational as well... It has only the DP connector and not the rest of the device that supports the strength of it, with nothing but copperfoil (10x weaker than tinfoil or paper) wrapped around it and a big plastic shell popped together around the whole thing to make it look like something that was engineered properly from the outside while on the inside being designed at the engineering level I had at 10 years old.

Example 2:

Person 1 says, "The phone case I ordered has gears on it."
Person 2 says, "Wow, are they functional?"
Person 1 says, "No, they're just decorational."
Decorational by MPWHart May 31, 2016

Decorating No.10 

To acquire funding under false pretence and/or from an inappropriate source for personal gain.
"Here Dave, sounds like Big Bazza's been decorating No.10 again. His daughter gave him four grand to settle his tax bill yesterday morning but I'm sure I saw him roll up to the pub in a new motor last night"

decorate the lady cake

To ejaculate on a female, as if you were a baker and decorating a cake with icing.
The girl I took home had no idea I was gonna decorate the lady cake.

Womb Decorate 

To cum inside a woman with enough ejaculate to 'decorate her womb'.
Man I really want to Womb Decorate Aida tonight!
Womb Decorate by JoylessWonder October 29, 2021

Decortefied 

Skeevy, sleezy, or weird. Usually used to describe an unwelcomed advance by your karate instructor
I would have gone back to karate class, but I was totally Decortefied last time.

OR

Man, that email was totally Decortey. Seriously, WTF!

OR

That poor girl just got Decorted! She'll never show up to MMA class again!