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Southern Crab Dangle

The act of pleasuring a Chinese railworker by tickling his prostate with a saudering iron. (Illegal in 47 States)
Joan preformed the Southern Crab Dangle most sexily. kekekeke.
Southern Crab Dangle by Ross P. September 27, 2003

Snap and Dangle 

When you and your buddy are double teaming a bitch, one behind and one in the mouth. Whoever's hittin it doggy pulls out and snaps his condom off and dangles it above the bitches head.
Bro let’s hit this bitch with the “Snap and Dangle

she-dangle 

1. A transgender person that appears to be female, but in fact has male genitalia.

2.The genitalia of said transgender person
ex 1. (Ted) Dude you almost took a she-dangle home last night! (George) Dude he looked like a chick!

ex 2. The size of the she-dangle's she-dangle was quite impressive.
she-dangle by Nicktheboss March 5, 2010

Strangle & Dangle 

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

Very topical as of mid-June 2009 (see "usage"). This refers to the act of (a male) hanging oneself by the neck from a fixed object, say.... a closet rod, and tying up or otherwise restricting the bloodflow to the genitalia. This can be done either alone or with a partner. Subsequently the person, thus restrained is either masturbated to orgasm, or (if the hands are left untied-a wise choice) services himself.

The idea, apparently, is to bring oneself close to death, while simultaneously achieving orgasm. Practitioners claim very intense orgasms.
Usage: Carradine was doing the old Strangle & Dangle while filming in Thailand, and something went tragically awry.

Note: There is a theory that people who are extremely wealthy, having experienced virtually every (common) sexual perversion known to humanity (because they are willing to pay for others to engage in these acts), become bored and unable to come. They then turn to evermore, uh obscure and deviant acts to satisfy their cravings. These include, but are certainly not limited to: Fecal application; coprophilia; bestiality with all manner of creatures, some compliant, others less so; infliction and reception of intense pain (including burning and mutilation) and strangulation.

As of this writing, "Kung-Fu" actor David Carradine appears to have died while engaging in this practice in Thailand. It is unknown if he was alone or had a partner present. Michael Hutchence, lead singer of the band INXS is also reputed to have expired under similar circumstances.

dangle, dangle, snipe 

When a person pulls a move in hockey that leaves the other team's jock straps lying on the ice. Then makes a sick shot for a goal.
Dude, did you see Nash's sick dangle, dangle, snipe last night??
dangle, dangle, snipe by Roy McCoy January 20, 2008

sticky dangle 

When your junk gets all sweaty and sticks to your leg.
"Dude, why are you walking so weird?"
"I got sticky dangle. My dick's stuck to my leg!"
sticky dangle by AJWhacker October 20, 2015