dys

do you send

ay ma “dys”?
lmk dys?

dys by takeitupwithsmelse February 16, 2026

dys

handsome, loyal, funny, sexy, charming and everything else you look for in a man

ami: i want dys sooooo bad

dys by handsomecharmingwasian March 18, 2026

br*dys.vsp 

the worst editor ever, the graphs are stiff. he is a transphobe and we need to get him banned. #notinbradysfandom

hey have u heard of br*dys.vsp, they are crazy!

br*dys.vsp by plusloves April 27, 2021

Dudes Yackin Suckies (DYS) 

When sucking dick gets old, dudes yacking suckies will leave you fulfilled beyond your wildest fetishes.

Chelsteenith, are you tired of giving that quickhead? Go watch the Dudes Yackin Suckies (DYS) down at the sevum ellebum.

Dudes Yackin Suckies (DYS) by Creedmore December 23, 2022

Sobriety Dysphoria 

so·bri·e·ty dys·pho·ri·a

/səˈbrīədē disˈfôrēə/

A state of unease or generalized dissatisfaction with being sober

I'ma call the plug. My Sobriety Dysphoria is really acting up today.

Sobriety Dysphoria by TheTallestPsychonaut June 28, 2021

Dysfunctional family size 

A level of measurement, in this case it denotes one 1.75 L bottle of hard alcohol.

You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.

Man, last night was boring as hell until Mark found his mom's dysfunctional family sized bottle of Cuervo. Next thing I know we turned his living room into a slip n' slide and Ashley puked in the china cabinet.

Dysfunctional family size by Elwood Lane November 4, 2012

Autocorrectile Dysfunction 

When you had such a boner about the sentence you constructed but autocorrect fucked it all up at the last second.

Your top was untied and I thought how nice it would be to follow the sweat down your ass crack. Fuck...I meant to say spine, not ass crack. Autocorrectile dysfunction.

Autocorrectile Dysfunction by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015