D.I.T. 

Douchebag in Training, when a person is not quite yet a douchebag but training to be one.

man that guy is such a D.I.T. he just parked his stupid honda in a handicap spot.

D.I.T. by Seahawker360 June 12, 2014

d i c k b a b e 

A sexy pre-op Trans Woman.

Dave: Damnn! Dude! Check out that d i c k b a b e!!
Kyle: What?!?!?!

d i c k b a b e by A d i c k b a b e July 8, 2018

d.i.e. 

An abbreviation for "dumbest idea ever" used as a reply to mock an idea that's idiotic, lame, or half assed.

Troll: If I don't go to court, I don't have to pay the fine! :D

User: yeah right dipshit... d.i.e.

Troll: NO, you die!

User: d.i.e. means "dumbest idea ever" such as you not handling your biz you noob

d.i.e. by aliaz October 6, 2012

D.I.N.K. Life 

that DUAL INCOME NO KIDS life.
When a couple is expected to have kids but plans to live a D.I.N.K. life.

Every adult friend you ever had: “when are you two going to have a baby??”
Couple: “bitch we’re living that D.I.N.K. life!”

D.I.N.K. Life by Toripop805 June 12, 2020

D.I.N.K.E.R. 

Dual-Income No Kids Eternally Renting.

A couple who, despite having no kids to suck their dual-income dry, still cannot afford a house.

In these hard economic times with housing prices in the heart of cities like NYC, S.F. and L.A. still grossly inflated, someone you envy as a D.I.N.K. is probably more accurately a D.I.N.K.E.R.

D.I.N.K.E.R. by SHLA December 2, 2010

D I A B E E T U S 

When U have had bad eating habits and U eat sugar every day instead of the food U SHOULD have

I H A V E D I A B E E T U S

D I A B E E T U S by s22jjames December 18, 2018

D.I.L.F.

We all know guys love M.I.L.F.'s, Moms I'd Like To F**K. So now girls can use this, Dads I'd Like To F**K.

While picking up my brother from track practice, I spotted one sexy D.I.L.F. dropping off his daughter.

D.I.L.F. by Devil? April 23, 2009