Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone 

The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.

So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.

BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc

Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone by ..WiL May 24, 2005

I ain't calling you a truther! 

Popular line from the TV show, "Drake & Josh", where Josh calls Drake a liar.

Josh: Drake, you made that whole story up!
Drake: No?
Josh: YOU, started that fight!
Drake: You callin' me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!

I ain't calling you a truther! by uberSMACK September 12, 2014

mr cullin 

the fattest shit in all of st gregories, he calls everyone son and touches people beanheads putting his crusty handsd all over you. If u mess with him u will get a shit tonne of headtouching making you get bullied for having dandruff but really it is the crust from mr cullins hands.

don't be a fokin mr cullin.

mr cullin by ufta May 2, 2019

Corn Curling 

The act of inserting a corncob up one's anus.

Last night, I caught my roomate corn curling in the bathroom.

Corn Curling by Tony Bowls February 18, 2010

callington 

A averagely sized town in which is full of chavs and pikeys and occasionally some gypsys around about october.
main headquarters of a calllington would be:

-PARK

-TCP

-TESCO

-KABAB

What a typical CALLINGTON lad a.k.a Top Boii

"Mate, you wanna come up Park for some shotties, then go down chippy?"..."yes meeht, shotties on!"

callington by Yes Mehht March 19, 2011

cold calling cocksucker 

Some poor schmuck tethered to a phone peddling shitty mechandise or services to random numbers.

Craig G. Sat in a cubicle calling random people all day trying to sell them shitty stocks which he knows nothing about. What a cold calling cocksucker!

cold calling cocksucker by Frankie2times September 16, 2016

curling one out 

Going for a shit.

*Ringring*
Steve "Wassup, Steve here?"
Dave "Just curling one out"
Steve "Dude, why you calling me on the crapper?"

curling one out by Gruff Eddie April 28, 2010