Criss Angel 

A douche bag.

Dean: Criss Angel is a douche bag.
Sam: They already know Dean.. They read the title of the episode. (What's this fourth wall you speak of? Never heard of it.)

Criss Angel by Sam fucking Winchester June 24, 2016

Criss Angel 

the hottest most sexiest illusionist in the world. He idolizes Houdini and just hearing the name of him can get a teenage girls' hormones rising faster than you can blink. thats how sexy he is.
he's only 40 years old and looks like a 25 year old man!

girl1: hey wat ya watchin?
girl2: criss angel mindfreak
*girl one starts breathing frantically*
g2: hey you okay?
g1: NO take me to the hospital!

Criss Angel by actress to be August 20, 2008

criss angel 

A fucking faggot who has the shittest illusions and makes people think he does all of this shit. Uses film editing so he portray levitating, teleporting, and such other things. No he didnt walk up the wall you dumbass. its called turning the camera sideways so you can portray walking up a wall idiot. Another thing, he didnt get runover either jackass. He jumped on the car before it rammed him into the brick walls. Watch the video and see it for yourself. Doesnt hurt that bad to have a few bricks hit you. The only thing he has ever mindfreaked is you idiots beleiving his shit is real you fucking morons.

Criss Angel=Phony
Criss Angel=Faggot
Criss Angel=Fake lispe
Criss Angel=Idiot
Criss Angel=Queer
Criss Angel=Magic fag
Criss Angel=Emo
Criss Angel=Quief

criss angel by Criss Angel July 6, 2006

criss angel 

A once good magician who now drinks too much and offers drunk women money to flash him.

I'm Criss Angel. Show me your tits.

criss angel by Yomima May 9, 2007

Criss Angel Crap

When you have to take a shit really badly, but once you go to the bathroom, you don't have to go anymore.

I had a total Criss Angel crap today! I ran to the bathroom and it was gone like magic!

Criss Angel Crap by ezra__factory May 4, 2015

Criss Angel Syndrome 

When a person suffers from the mistaken impression that anybody gives a shit who they are and what they do.

Because Terry could kind of juggle he suffered from Criss Angel Syndrome.

Terry: "Hey guys! Look at this!"

Guys: "Fuck you Terry."

Criss Angel Syndrome by The Truthalizer September 26, 2009

the criss angel

When you're fucking a girl from behind, you tell her you're going to cum and instead spit on her back, and when she turns around you cum on a dove and throw it in her face, while pyrotechnics go off in the background.

I wanted to do the Criss Angel to my fiance on our honey moon, but no pet shop would sell me the doves I needed to do it.

the criss angel by Stonedashades September 20, 2013