crosting

The white, dry crusty residue of semen and vaginal secretions that dry in your underwear (or the sheets) and crunchy "frosting" like look about them.

I swear i slept on top of crosting at Becca's house.

crosting by Captain Panty September 5, 2009

Thick-crusting 

When a guy orders pizza with thick crust so that the girls having lunch with him eat less, leaving more pizza for him.

Linda & Lamees: Anthony! Get thin crust!
Anthony: No! We'll get the thick crust so we get more for our money
Anthony: (I'm thick-crusting these girls)

Later on....

Linda & Lamees: Oh man, we're so full and there's so much pizza left over!
Anthony: I just thick-crusted the shit out of your asses!

Thick-crusting by The Popcorn King April 25, 2011

Crasting 

To steal things from cars, houses, anywhere. Originating from the book "A Clockwork Orange", where they often went "Shopcrasting".

Alex: you down to go out crasting tonight?

Sam: for sure! gotta get that money, right right right?

Crasting by WickedAlien32 December 10, 2009

Shit Chestington

1) The act of defecating on a British woman
2) The act of defecating on a woman while acting in a flamboyantly British manner (ie. fake British accent, tea drinking, etc.)
3) A fictional British person, whose sole pleasure in life is shitting on the chest of unsuspecting women

1) I was on holiday in England, and I hooked up with a girl, only to find out that she had herpes. In my rage, I took her again and gave her the good ole' Shit Chestington.

2) My girlfriend wanted to spice things up in the bedroom with some role playing. I told her I would act the part of Shit Chestington. She looked at me quizzically. Thirty minutes later she found out the hard way, with a hot shit on her chest. I watched her try to clean up, drinking tea with my pinky out, spouting comments like "Hey lass looks like you got yourself in a spot of bother. You're bloody covered in shite!"

Shit Chestington by Shit Chestington December 1, 2010

crestin 

The action of drinking so many Mountain Crest Classic Lagers that your walking with your teeth! Usually used in context when propositioned for evening/weekend events.

Eric: Nagz what the fuck you doing tonight?

Joe: Crestin man!!

Eric: you are true 1337 buddy!

crestin by Nagz May 29, 2007

Clesting

Gentle caressing of the ball sack

I'm Clesting right now

Clesting by Clestman February 13, 2015

Pizza Crusting 

After felching badly, with time, the anus gets crusty, so the felcher has to go back and Pizza Crust to finish the job.

Also used when semen is ejaculated into an anus, but never retrieved by felching. Then someone Pizza Crusts.

"I guess this bitch got mad when I didn't felch properly, because in the morning she made me go back and do some pizza crusting."

Pizza Crusting by Jessticle Cockins October 5, 2008