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Cristine
Cristine's are extraordinarily soft-hearted. They does not burden other people with their problems. They tend to keep it and suffer alone but still plaster a wide smile and contagious laugh whenever out in public. They seem to be strong, but undeniably fragile.
Cristine by yourfriend_ November 24, 2021
You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you
Gordon Ramsey type beat
Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"
The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"
The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"
Cretin/kretin
A cretin is a person that is stupid and has done something of significant stupidity. However it can be used as a general insult not the strongest of insults but still an under appreciated word
Can be used to describe a stupid action example:
" did you hear Jamie's gone and got chlamydia"
"What an absolute cretin/kretin "
" did you hear Jamie's gone and got chlamydia"
"What an absolute cretin/kretin "
Cretin/kretin by Hippo light catcher June 14, 2017
Cristina
Is funny, smart ,pretty ,cool, loves animals ,trustworthy ,playful, has a big family, and a big heart ,laughs a lot, shy ,honest (sometimes), and angel never let her go long gorgeous hair tallish ,middle child? Gamer girl ,loving ,thoughtful ,helpful smart ,kind, forgiving ,an amazing friend a goofball, loyal, can be quite and not give an opinion . Can be the best friend ever can be wild and usually calm can be stressed about a lot of stuff like school will do school work had good grades she is just like the perfect person to be with 😊 can be popular but doesn’t hangout with the popular kids because she prefers her normal friend group
Girl1: I am soooo happy Cristina is my friend like she help me with my math homework the other day she’s sooo smart !
Girl2: omg sameee Cristina shared some food with me cause I had already ate mine 😂
Girl2: omg sameee Cristina shared some food with me cause I had already ate mine 😂
Cristina by Yogurt monster July 9, 2020
Cristina
The most amazing girl you will meet in your entire LIFE. They are very special so don't loose them. They are unique and not like anyone you will ever meet. They are beautiful inside and out. You can never replace her. She's like the sun after it rains. She's a goddess and extremely powerful. Never get on their bad side and make sure to ALWAYS respect her. She's super awesome to party with. She will light up any room any time. Very intelligent and always honest. Yara's have the best sense of fashion so always listen to them. They are DROP DEAD GORGEOUS! She has a face of an angel and acts like one too. Her smile can light up the darkest days. People strive to be like her. She is a huge sweetheart so be warned for many hugs. She has a thing for romance. You can always count on her to cheer you up. She is the best shoulder to cry on. She is the sexiest person who ever walked this planet. She is also very creative. Their minds are filled with wonderful ideas. She can turn a bad idea to a good one. Never doubt them, they're always doing what they know best. They have the best humor and have the funniest jokes. They can make you smile from ear to ear. They act like ladies and are super attractive. They are also really great kissers. Have the best butts too ;). She is perfect in every way.
Guy 1: Ugh, I need a Yara in my life.
Guy 2: I have one. She's so hot and awesome!
Guy 1: Dang! You are soooo lucky.:(
Guy 2: Yup they are SUPER rare!
Guy 1: Ugh, I need a Yara in my life.
Guy 2: I have one. She's so hot and awesome!
Guy 1: Dang! You are soooo lucky.:(
Guy 2: Yup they are SUPER rare!
cristine the science queen
A Simply Nailogical character. The mother of all holosexuals and the creator of all good. She killed Bill Nye.
cristine the science queen by Simplycristineismymomlogical April 18, 2018
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
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