Covidience

(Noun) The act in which an entity, particularly a place of business, uses Covid-19 to get out of something that they didn’t particularly want to do in the first place.

Although the Michigan governor declared that public swimming pools could re-open on June 9th, our apartment complex pool is closed, citing Covid-19 as the reason. There is no profit for them; the covidience is evident here.

Covidience by MrsSpecter June 30, 2020

Covidials 

The generation who is/will be born during the COVID19 pandemic.

Julia just delivered twin covidials.

Covidials by Goofnut July 2, 2020

pre-Covidian 

A term used to describe the historical period prior to COVID-19.

I dream almost every night of pre-Covidian times!

pre-Covidian by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2020

covidist 

A feverish advocate, adherent or common follower of the New World Order's new psuedo-science world religion, Covidism.

The individuals in the worldwide scientific community are routinely silenced by the mass media controlled covidists.

covidist by Scribemaster May 27, 2020

Covidial 

The generation of children born between November 2020 and June 2021 as a result of the infamous Covid-19 lockdowns.

“I was born December 2020”

“Oh.. you’re a Covidial then”

Covidial by Missy167 March 26, 2020

Branch Covidian 

A radical left-wing libtard commie cult of blue-haired freaks who are entranced in Mass Formation Psychosis over fear of a make-believe virus.

Look at that Branch Covidian wearing his mask while driving along in the car.

Branch Covidian by mrbig4575 December 12, 2022

COVIDBATION 

1) Masterbation due to COVID-19 and social distancing.

I can’t get any from my girl cause her ma is social distancing her. I’ll just resort to COVIDBATION.

COVIDBATION by Burgy9999 April 14, 2020