Coochie tratt 

A formation in the vagina caused by constipation or a long period of no sexual activity, can be identified by a tighter vagina and a slightly off posture, usually slightly leaning forward

Yoooo that girl looks like she has a coochie tratt

Coochie tratt by Allen Tratt January 15, 2021

Coochie Cuisine Day 

Celebrated on July 1. People celebrate this day by eating coochie.

Kevin: I’m going to Talia’s house this afternoon.
Ryan: Why?
Kevin: Because it’s Coochie Cuisine Day! I’m going to eat her out like it’s a buffet.

Coochie Cuisine Day by kevin’s savior June 25, 2019

coaches don’t play

It’s a way of saying “I help people with relationships but I’m not in a relationship.”

You’re so good at giving relationship advice, how the hell are you single?
Because coaches don’t play.

coaches don’t play by Rachel Barry August 23, 2019

Bruh Coochie 

Stank coochie from Bruh Girls

The boys in the hall dislike the aroma. Jess was diagnosed with Bruh Coochie.

Bruh Coochie by MoFetta October 7, 2020

peanut cooch 

A woman who stores peanuts in her vagina over winter. Usually collected by furry critters which disperse hair onto the vaginal region before crawling inside to hibernate.

Most notorious peanut cooch: Gwen Davis

"That's a mighty stanky peanut cooch ya got there Miss Davis."
"You need to tame that fucking peanut cooch to do tricks."

peanut cooch by k connols October 28, 2009

coochie slide 

A slide that you may do on the ground, that is smooth and perhaps moist, reminiscent of a coochie.

Cody Allen: "Tom Brady, I coochie slid underneath you to save you from falling into the grand canyon"
Tom Brady: "Oh yes, I remember that, that was a great coochie slide, here take some candy as a reward."

coochie slide by Dhunt13 November 17, 2018

coochie cheese 

a gunky paste which smells like coochie/fish and builds up when you haven't showered or you're just plain nasty

"i like to smell my own coochie cheese, it's addictive."
"do you have coochie cheese, anna?"

coochie cheese by rockpink17 October 24, 2020